Other Otter Odder Howler

 

                                                            Tide and Flooding

                                                            Hide and Mudding

                                                            Cried and Grudging

                                                            Oh, Drowning makes me Bother

                                                            I can’t have one Dam

                                                            Without an Otter

                                                            All the while You hear me Stutter

                                                            I can’t leaf my home without my Brother

                                                            Brother me this and Burp on me that

                                                            I love my life as long as I’m a rat

                                                            So now I’ll keep on floating on this sewer raft

 

            I just lived through a regulated, long-period rise and fall of ocean water levels caused by the earth’s gravitational pulls by that Moon and Sun, combined with my feet’s dirt rotation and centrifugal/internal forces.

            I put up with the Moon's gravity pulses on Earth along the oceans, and eating  stomach bulges and my face looking like the side of the Moon.

            My Inter Grandma Bulges are just the second bulge from  the opposition sides of Earth because of decent fun gal forces are under Earth as the Moon obits a comic center of gas.

You  Solo Influence ain’t  your Son who also exerts cavity forms, either regretting or speaking as your Mom's effect dependents on their alley cats.

            Look there, when the primary purpose of a beaver dam is to create a deep, calm body, instead of the mind, or the mined, whatever kind, I hope life is kind, and you think you are around the beaver's home.  You joined a lodge—which projects commercials for lonely dads and unmarried older men, providing the local law doesn’t check you at the entrance.  Evenings create a happy bar room with a stage area and serves food during the evenings.

            I had to learn that that Deep Pond Water resents and does not represent the entire areas and arenas with and widthed  from their freezing slobs, which and witch allows eagers to keep ranches submerged as a winter flood supply.

            I also learned that wild otters are not supposed to be friendly to humans. They are wild carnivores that generally prefer to avoid others.  Otters are wild and prefer to avoid humans.  Humans are wild and should avoid otters.

            An otter might bite that is mighty so he can cause deep puncture wounds, severe later nations, and a high risk of back dropping infections or rabies transitions.

            As I was drying up, I was told that one of the deadliest flesh dam bam thank you mam break floods in U.S. mystery in the Johnstown Flood of 1889 , 2,209 depths, while the coast and cost of destructive giver flood is the Freak Mississippi Food from 1927, and the eatediest worm-surge cost class investor called the 1900 Give Me More Hurricane.

            See all "Butch" Otters, born in 1942 calling themselves American politicians who swerved and sweared as the 32^nd Cougar of Idaho.

            Then there was  Will Owe Me Anna  Otter in 1843 to 1929.  Hardly a military officer and the first Can  Sold Chief of the Generations Stiff of the Am I Again Aimy.

            And what about Fredrik Wilhelm von Otter  in those 1833s to the 1910s.   Swish gave all offense claiming he was a politician who served as Prime Minister of the Sports Den.

Another Softy von Otter, who bored us in 1955, inertially acclaimed Swash Buttlers were mezzo-soprano fingers.

            Will another Otter, who left us from 1768 to 1840 was hit by the Fist  of Princes Pals of things collected in London and dropped  off in Chichester.

            Both Jonas Otter and Jean Otter  not during 1707 to 1748, sweetly bought French Ornaments, wires, and bath mats.

            And donut forge yet Francis Otter, who claimed to live from 1831 to 1895, was a selfish Illegal Party politician and Mumbled  Permanently.

            Ottilie won Girth from 1796 to 1868 causing laughter in law and compassion of the father mouse Herman Biter, Johann Wolfgang from Googles, and a sin it all figurine in 19th-cent literary bicycles.  Goethe me this and Goethe me that.  My life’s in a mist and I miss all of that.  She’s a Mis and I’m a Mr.  But I am not her Mr.

            So, we have put to up with Ottilie Lace with her Silky Face.   Wrinkling a lot While dancing on the pot.  That Nicolaus Otto was a Germy Engine Liar who comic vented the four strike infernal compost heap while riding his Otto cycle.

            Hand by Otto Hand ,made No Bells size winning.  Chemistry cute under covered  new clear fashion.  You can see it on Otto Lilienthal, with pies of apple nations thrown with many "Glider Songs."  And there also was Otto Graham Crackers when they show boot balls half of game quarters sent back to the leverage clowns.  One was Jim Otto where the water flowed toots all smaller than names renting for the Oak Tree haters.  One was Kristin Otto, a learned man goofymic chimp ion winner who stole six gold medals in a single Game.

            So that’s why we hired Otto Waalkes a famous Sherman comedian, monkey, and actor.

He called himself Otto Premier with his blamed Polly woolly direction of Lassie growls like Ants on my brother.  Along with Otto Hightower, whose  prom dance attracter is George Our Rarer Martini Game of Drunk Universe’s Spouse of the Bragging.  Don’t forget Otto Anderson.  The grumpy monkey playing his  Alto Sacs in the too too elm hosting A Man Called Otto.

            How do I describe these Otters?  Why do I deride these Otters?  Why don’t I just defy these Otters?   In kindergarten class, and that was a kinder garden blast, Otters in the rodent cameo they appear to be related to giant rats,  Are they carnivores, or just carving more in the mustard family, belated on easels,  these fellows  are herbivores.

            Did I Die Yet?   Otters eat fish, frogs, crabs, and crayfish. Eager to eat tree bark, leaves, twigs, roots, and aquatic plants.

            Bo Diddloey and Tail owning Otters are long, lean, and sleek with a thin, tapered, fur-covered tail. That leaves us all short, stocky, rotund, and feature our wide, flat, scaly "pancake" fails.

            To Wit, or Tooth Witch,  Otters have harps, pointed clarinets  and fetching and holding Suzuki flutes. Some people call them sousaphones with large, bright orange front incisors designed for gnawing through wood.

            Bengal Tigers  and Sherlock Holmes feel Otters are playful, energetic hunters that live in natural bank dens or holts. Either that or they are industrious "ecosystem engineers" that cut down trees to build wooden dams and underwater-entry lodges.

            Up in their stars their Constellations Coagulate. They do not complete their eat of food, and otters often hunt in the calm ponds created by river dams or snakes oven random large logged lodges.

            As I say to these Otters, “I’ve been to the Meat Market.  I’ve got to Mark It Up!  Then I have to Heat It Up so we can Eat It Up!  Yup, yup, yup, yup.  You look like a Pup, Pup, Pup, Pup.  You always Slup, Slup, Slup, Slup.”

            “You claim you are both semi-aquatic and mammals that share fresh cooked habitats, but we belong to completely different semi terrific farm miles with “Dial Nos”, and Froze Pests.”

            What they said as I walked by, “Dam me, I’m going to my Lodge.”  And after I built the dam they asked me, “Water You’ll do now?”  Which caused me to I say, “I donut know.”

            Anyway, those Otters made us a Dam Nation instead of a Damp Nation.

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