Honeymooners
in Space
Universe
14, Planet 53
53nd
Chapter of the Stellar Bus
“Welcome you vast energy fields and
areas dominated by extreme physical processes.
, or are
you some with half-lives of only a few yeahs? Anyway, who flew to and formed, or someone coagulated you for your
visual jet streams pretending to be volcanic steam?
“I drove all on my own to pick you
up in this Dwarf Galaxy. And to me it is
sure a Warped Galaxy. But we are all
Warped so you won’t know it. We will go
for miles and miles so I want you to keep your smiles and smiles. And there sure will be a lot of piles, so be
careful with your biles.
“We are aiming
for the Red Spider Nebula, which some of you call the Redd Fox Nebula. I refer to it as the Ralph Siders
Nebula. Neber here and Neber Hair. I keep us going everywhere. Where we land is The Ralph Sider Nebula.
“Along the way
you will be able to view the Cat’s Paw Nebula, and if we really pause, you will
see Ed’s Pa’s Nebula.
“Oh, and in a few
hours, we will make a stop in the
Lobster Nebula. I like going there for
Lunch. And now we are ready to Launch.
“I am Ralph Kramden, for many years
I’ve been one of the Drivers of these Space Star Buses. I am an experienced driver. I sure know how to drive. I transported many from moon to galaxies and
sometimes to outgoing space. I am asked
to tell you that , ‘This is a Universe.’
I don’t want you to be mercurical with each other, and definitely don’t feel those
auroras about me. You have your
gravities here, I am not a cavity extraction there, I’ll be a grave, along with
my friend and working partner, Ed. He
sure is a farce and he thinks he is a force, and we are forced by our wives,
Alice and Trixie, who we can’t get away from, aronomically and astrologically
but not necessarily moon beams, here and
there, so hear me all and don’t act beware.
“Come up the stairs or ride the changing dementions, I hope you can
continue in our diameters with me and my sometimes thinking Ed, which is not a
space station, but he asteroids that ‘We
are okay’, Welcome Aboard.”
Ed cleaned the bathrooms as Ralph
put his foot on the gas pedal while vast energy fields and areas dominated by
extreme physical processes, some with half-lives of only a few yeahs, boreded
and took their seats. Electromagnetic Radiation along with his
buddies, Location, Anomalous Composition, Radioactive
Isotopes, and their children, spectrums, indicators, short-lived
radioactive actinides and their friends who they like: Actinium, Promethium, Neptunium,
Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, and, of course, Einsteinium,
took their seats and readied for an enjoyable ride.
Przybylski's
Star and her friend, HD 101065, boarding at a rapidly oscillating Ap star for some roughly 356 light-years, or is that 109 parsecs from the Sun in the southern constellation of Centaurus, sat with the rest of the passengers. They
claim they are unusual chemically peculiar stars with some sort of
unique spectrum showing over-abundances of most rare-earth elements, as usual, with under-abundances of more common elements
such as iron, and they asked Alice, “Is
your husband still working? We sure would like to see an improvement.”
Which caused Ralph Kramden to say to
Alice, “Whatever happened to the sweet unspoiled girl I married before?
Whatever happened to that girl, Alice? You remember what you said to me before
we got married? ‘Ralph, I'd be happy to rotate around a nuclear fusion
reaction with you.’”
Alice Kramden
then said, “I'm still iron-titanium oxide. I think it'd
be an improvement.”
Ralph did his
usual, “Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?”
Alice did her usual too “That would
be an improvement, too.”
Ed Norton then said to the Six C
Thirteens, the Six C Fourteens, and the other Six C Isotopes, “I, Edward
Norton, Ranger Third Class in the Captain Video Ranger Academy, do solemnly
pledge to obey my mommy and daddy, to be kind to dumb animals and old ladies in
and out of space, not to tease my little brothers and sisters and to brush my
teeth twice a day and drink milk after every meal. But your different mass numbers are Uranium
Two Three Five!”
Trixie
told Ed, “You may be thinking that we are picking up Common Elements at the Przybylski’s Bar for a trip
to the Isotope Berkelium Californium. But picking up paid visitors from
neutrino isotopes and taking them to elemental carbon uraniums sure are Carbon,
atomic number 6s.”
Alice asked, “Can we turn on the Radio
Carbon so our passengers listen to and obey Graphite and of course, Fullerene?”
Ed
told Alice, “Here are the places to pick up and deliver to that our owners told
us. Stay within or with the
stars.
Don’t confuse fusion with fusion of hydrogen
into helium. I may not have understood
him over the radio. The broadcast was
transmuted with matter that was released into interstellar space. He called me either Olivia or Olivine and sometimes Pyroxene. He said ‘Don’t break the law. You’ve had enough Coppers along with your
lead, zinc, nickel, molybdenum, silver, arsenic, antimony, bismuth, cobalt, and
mercury.’”
Then Ralph
gestured to Alice, with his fist, “ Gamms-Ray Burst!”
Which caused Alice to say, “You're gonna get Double Atar yours!”
To Alice at the end of many
breathing sounds, “Baby, you're the
Bosellino. You UBV!”
Alice reacted, “So you’re saying
that ‘I've got a BIG ELECTRO MAGNETIC RADIATION!’”
And Ralph reacted, “BANG, ZOOM! To
the moon, Alice! Vast energy fields and
areas dominated by extreme physical processes.
Or is that Physics Obsessions?”
Somewhere, there's a strait asteroid
belt waitin' for that landing. A mere
bag of stellar waste. Poles and Nanometre, Neutrinos and perigees. It's a heliosphere
man that gravitates.
You're a
riot, Alice! A regular riot!”
At the end of the drive, Ralph got
either Insulted or Assaulted or was he In Salt Ed.
Because Norton said, “Ralph, I smell
your Mars Farts!”
Kramden replied, “Ed, well, your
Farts sure ain’t smart to me!”
That’s when a group of riders sang:
“Pooh Me,
Pooh Me,
Pooh.”
That made Ed say, “See, we all
Pooh.”
To which Ralph said, “I don’t want
to see anyone’s Pooh. Or watch anyone
Pooh.”
Causing one of the riders to say,
“Well, We all Pooh Relax Ticks.”
And Ralph asked, “Is that your
method?”
Smiling, Ed answered, “No. It’s just our Mess.”
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