I walked into the General Parts
Store and after a salute a worker said to me:
“Mars
Bars. What do you drink?”
And he kept going on:
“Mars
Cars. How far do you drive?”
“Mars
Wars. Who do you fight? Or do you just fright?”
“Mars
Fars. Do you want Miles or Kilometers or
Light Lengths?”
“Mars
Lars. Or are you just more Liars?”
This got me to ask, “Do You have
Pink Eyes or am I just one of your Pin Guys?
This sure is
not Just to me! Outside of the
injustice, I’ve heard you do this to other people too. You treat us like a herd.”
Now, Mars has a size of about half
the diameter of Earth. You think it is
distant from you. I wish you were
not average and I wish you were 142
million miles, that is 228 million kilometers from myself. Along with this delay, the dialect is:
‘One Martian day (called a sol) lasts 24 hours and 37 minutes.’ I don’t care who you are, but you lengthen
are conversation by an ear strength. One Martian year takes 687 Earth
days. And you sure Moon us all. Your two small, potato-shaped moons named
Phobos and Deimos.
And for the question, how far did I
drive, “ My closest approach was about 34 million miles, which some creatures
call, 54.6 million kilometers, which is done when the planets line up on the
same side of the Sun. And not the Sun’s
son. It smells when the Fartest distance
is about 250 million miles, witch otters call 401 million kilometers, when the
blankets sit on opposite sides of the Sun.
I don’t get a good grade, but at least I usually get an Average Grade so
my own distance is about 140 million miles, causing you to tell me about 225
million kilometers.”
And in these Mars Wars, “Mars is
called a ‘dead planet’ because We All lost your global magnetic fields, fields
of dreams, because there were atmospheric inactive surface geology billions of fears
ago. Do you think air? Your current
Martian air is sure rough. I lost weight
and am 100 times thinner than on Earth.
I drank mostly carbon and a slight bit of oxygen. I want no liquid water. My own water, with it’s little air pressure
or warmth, makes the surface water evaporate into space so you can wear your
dozen polar or solar caps. Life sure has harsh conditions. The sugar
averages -60 °C (-80 °F) and is constantly blasted by molar degradations.
If you’re in a Mars Bar, what are
you drinking, or even thinking, you thin king?
An American Milky Way bar is nearly identical in alcohol and taste to an
international, drank in UK, causing you
to be peing in other Mars Bars. They
claim they drink both feature milk chocolate, nougat, and caramel. The U.S. Milky Way congests all of a
malt-flavored beer mugs covered with a layer of caramel, and a milk chocolate
coating. International Mars Bars using Canada Dry Ginger Ales and Aurora Beer
Barel holders claiming they are of a soft nougat center, a caramel layer, and a
milk chocolate coating, though the nougat is slightly less malted and the
caramel is a bit firmer than the U.S. Milky Way. Relational Naming Cross Up U.S. Milky Way into International Mars Bars
and U.S. Music Singers into Milky Way alcoholic
only, no poppy dopes.
My atoms here are very thin. The maid cleans mostly with carbon dioxide. My temptations make her bitterly cold to me. I am bragging from 153 miles away. I’ve got hand
marks from gnomes who said they were Hand Mars in the Aurora Olympics. Monsters, the tallest volcanos in the solar
system, and Valles Marineris, a massive canyon system, sure join us.
I am a bigger person than you. You, you, you small size and smell size. Your Mars is smaller than Earth. So, your inferiority fooled clowns very
fast. You have the loss of projectors.
You fooling four shut down this and any planet's magic yields. Or majestic nations about 4 billion years
ago. Out in your cold, polar wind sure
is without an embodied field. High-Cost particles with all that fun sold minds of those who strip awake
those chick astro beers.
You still lie yet as you are Quite
inferior. Most of the laughing noses and
Heck Tonic bowel movements on Mars pooped over 3 billion years ago. Indecent findings of vile modern date shows
has Mars as not completely inactive—such as mars snakes or funny recent
prolific dents—the people lack the active bicycling systems who like plate
foods that keep Earth dynamic and strife-friendly.
Your Life Time Travels need a vodka drink or dark beer takes between 3
and 22 minutes to travel between your mouth and the urinal, depending on their
positions with you averaging about 13 minutes.
Bathroom travel time as you trip over dirt, mud, and dust usually faking about 6 to 9 months every half
of a year.
You liars are habitual and social
liars which often cause poop when they realize the damage dishonesty they love
in their relationships. Computer and artificial intelligence liars find it much easier to keep because lying as an
ingrained reflex or a way to cope with shame, trauma, or anxiety. Most Marsers do redo greed that chronic liars
rarely stop on their own without recognizing their behavior and seeking
treatment. Why do you Liars never Stop?
Self Greatness:
The person can’t admit they have a problem and want to change. Paying for Therapy sure is their Cognitive
behavioral therapy to help unpack toilet tissues because they like low
self-esteem and blast trauma.
Accountability: Supports silliness and clear boundaries from loved ones
encourage dishonesty.
Mars Wars testified immortal death trolls
with accordions to prehistorical data.
Where is your War Lar? Lars are claimed to be Low Antena Reselling Syndrome (LARS): A collection of
bowel dysfunction symptoms. Such pungency
comes from your frequent stools, with clusters, and busters—that can happen
after rectal cosmetic surgery or radium therapy. It is comically evaluated
using a 5-question LARS Score and managed via drying pelvises on the floor.
Name who you Swapped with. If you flew through the Milky Way from the
U.S., you are getting the equal bills from some Mars bar abroad. If you spy the
Milky Way from your telescope in the UK or Australia, you have no camel and is pimple
coated from a U.S. 3 Mouses.
The usual Mars Bar sells glasses of American beers, not bares historically
called nut rats, awful, and all drunk. It was discontented in the meteors and
largely evolved into snickers from your fellow drinkers. You can still find
imported international Mars beers in select space specialty and exporting space ships.
The most common causes of your pink
eye from jugs of Irish Whiskey include a pink or red color in the white of the
eye, eye discharge, and an itchy or gritty feeling. Common Grins and Symptoms Headness: The white
part of one or both eyes looks pink or red.
Your boss discharged because of alcoholic fluid coming to your work
place from Amazon and other deliverers. You now have rusty Eyelashes or eyelids
sick together, even in the morning.
You are Irrational. Life feels like dirt or someone stuck something into your eye. Every day is
Itching and Burning. Ice feels itchy, imitated, or needs to be mourned. We keep smelling your puppy which gives us swollen eyelids.
Simply
buy cost Viral thick, yellow or green pus and matted eyelids upon waking. It
also spreads easily. Aliens usually
affect both mice and men at the same time with intense itching, heavy tearing,
and puffiness, but they want to be spread to others.
If you suspect
you are a Pin Spy, tell me if you cause severe eye pain, blurry vision, or
extreme light sensitivity, and you avoided a so called doctor's visit.
Did you just remind me to rewind? Or
did you rewind me to remind? Do you just
read my mind? There is nothing just when
you think you are reading my mind.
Remind me to
rewind.
Rewind me to
Rewind.
Read
minds. Me?
Red Wines,
Weee!
Head Vine,
see.
A barrel of
fun.
A bare elf
of ton.
A bar left
undone.
What did you
do there?
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