Honeymooners in Space
Universe 14, Planet 52
52nd Chapter of the Stellar Bus
“Welcome
you Electrons and Electonets, or are you nests of Electro Analysis? Anyway, who
wished to and paid for, or someone paid for your visiting these positively
charged particles rotating arounds everyone’s center nucleus. I wish it
were deep, deep in space. You are
boarding on for a trip to the center of
someone or others ailed mentally Isotopes.
I tope tope here. You tape toes there.
Here a mope. Hear a dope. Every spar a star show.
“ So, approach, get up to, and enter
this beautiful, and not totally full, Space Bus. Walk up the stairs while my co worker and I stare. Ride up the escalator, while my wife and my
co workers’ wife escapade.
“We are picking you ups from this
nuclide station and dropping you, throwing you, expanding and contracting you
to the atomic number but different mass of uranium two three five. You are either paid or pray you will be paid
for mammoth massing these sane atomic numbers.
“You will be dispersed, expersed,
evicted and astronomically triumphed to the massive overabundances of not on earth
elements (lanthanides) and actinides, alongside many extremely deficient common elements like iron and nickel.
“I am Ralph Kramden, one of the famously Diverse
Drivers of this Space Star Bus. I am an
experienced but not expedited driver. I
dived from moon to moon and soon to spoon but not in outed space. I am paid to tell you that , ‘This is a Universe.’ I don’t want you uncomfortable
with each other, and definitely don’t feel adverse about me. You have materials here, I am not a visual
extraction there, I’m a gravity, along with my friend and working partner, Ed,
is a force, and we are forced by our wives, Alice and Trixie, who we can’t get
away from, physically and psychically but not necessarily home boatery, here
and there, so hear me all and don’t act beware.
“Come
up the stairs or ride the changing
dispersions, I hope you can continue in our dimension with me and my sometimes
reacting Ed, which is not a sight situation, but he chimes that ‘We are okay’, Welcome Aboard.”
Ed
then told Ralph, “Coming up, about 350 to 410 light-years away in the southern
constellation is the vacation space called ‘Centaurus.’”
Ralph
then said, “That won’t explain the reason they won't buy Alice’s TV sets while
they are flying on this bus.”
Ed then asked, “Pulsars, Pulsars, Ralph!
Weak lined stars are they sidereal to do with Pulsars?"
Ralph answered "They need
to Eclipt 'em, like any other early type star!"
Alice
then said, “So here comes a Bang and a Zoom!”
Norton smirked, “They... are a Messier case.”
And Alice responded, “They're gonna
get Xbongs!”
Ralph smiled and said, “Baby, you're
the greatest.”
To which Trixie said, “Ralph’s got a BIG METLLICITY!!”
That caused a recently entered
Alkali say, “BARRYGENESIS! To the Telluric Moon, you bus driver!”
Ralph Kramden yelled back to him, “Whatever happened to the syzygy, UBV gravity
I traveled us to before? Whatever happened to that geocenter, Accret? You
remember what you said to me before we got meridianed? ‘Bus Driver, I'd be heliocentric to Lagrarian
seen from a telescope rented by you.’"
Trixie whispered to Alice, about
Ralph, “Sheesh! What a grouch! In response to Ralph being a temporary light
star, ‘I know just how he faculas because the first light went through the same
thing two or three tidal lockings ago when they limb dockinged the passengers
off from the secular motion. I think they felt just like a Fulton without s
gap.’”
Then somewhere an Iron Titanium
Oxide asked Ralph, “Is there a sidereal period waitin' for us meteoroids?”
Ralph just smirked, “A mere bag of syzygies.”
That Iron yelled, “Perigees and Nebulas,
Nebulas and Perigees. It's a Hybrid Pulsator that Globulates.”
Ralph replied, “You're a radioactive
Iron! A regular radioactivity!”
Ed snickered to Absolute Magnitude,
“Is your space Nutation, or just a Plasma Opacity?”
The Absolute agreed, “No, I just
Flare Stars.”
Alice then said to Ralph “I'm still
walled plain. I think infrared would be an improvement.”
Ralph then asked Alice “Do they
wanna go to the Earth moon? Do they wanna go to the Earth moon?”
Alice answered, “That would be an interstellar medium, too.”
Ralph then told Alice, “Norton? Norton.
Norton! That Norton is, Edward Norton, The Ranger Third Class
from that Captain Video Ranger Academy.
They claim to do solemnly pledges to obey their mommies and daddies, to
be kind of dumb animals, and act like passengers are old ladies in and out of
space. They don’t admit to teasing
anyone’s little brothers and sisters and they claim to brush their teeth twice
a day and drink milk after every meal.”
Alice then said, “He surely got
himself to blame. Every passenger warns me, ’I wish he’d Shaddap! We keep seeing that the biggest thing he ever got into was his
pants.’”
Ralph replied , "I have...
I've got an ecliptic epochation. A projected one. I'm a dust astronomy. Not a
run-of-the-mill astronomy, the universe’s champ. I've never shown you the
accretion you deserve, Alice."
That caused the hidden, listening
Norton to say, “We’ve all been fired from the stars! I am Oort cloud Ed Norton,
reliable open cluster Ed Norton, white dwarfing17 years in the solar flare. And
now everything seems down the declination!”
Then Ralph said, “Don't tangential me! I’m Ralph. I'm solar spicule.”
Alice laughed, “In Telescope or Not
In The Telescope, Official space helmets must be on, Captain Video!”
Trixie included, “Virgo Supercluster
Voom!”
Some Nuclide reacted, “I don't phase
a massive compact, a velocity in Fulton, a blazar, or a twinkling of photometric
systems.”
Ralph just
reacted and walked back into his driver’s chamber, “The decretion is the debris
of the planemo who’s the binary. Where’s
your binary? Are you telling me to
walled plain my velocity? Don’t synodic
at the Galilean.”
As the
trip continued, they stopped at Planets to visit around the isotopes: Protons: Positively charged particles found
in the center (nucleus). Every isotope of the same element has the exact same
number of protons. This number is the atomic number. Neutrons: Neutral
particles with no charge, also located in the nucleus. Isotopes of an element
differ only because they have different numbers of neutrons.
The bus
dropped off Families of Metals: Alkali, Transition, Chalcogens, Halogens. Along with them there were many Electrons who
paid. Happily, seated Negatively charged particles
that orbit the nucleus. They usually match the number of protons to keep the
atom balanced. Nuclides.
When the bus dropped off passengers
Alice said pleasingly to all of them, “ I see you are you
Wilson-Bappuing for 3D radio sources, too!”
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