Saturday, November 7, 2026

Our Hear Owes Snot More What Our Nose Knows

 

Farter with a seed filled pop out!

More stinking than a local skunk hole!

After I ate all bean cans for a single luncheon!

I Slid down in the toilet.

With all those turds.

I’m still here.

It’s insane!

I’m called Pooh Pooh Man!

 

Ain’t I Fragrant? 

You said I’m more stinking than a lounged out Skunk motive! 

You say my annoying adenoids keep creeping Junky Burpings in a Toilet Pound!

 

Look! Coming down from my pants leg!

It’s a Turd!

My dirt, pees, and pain!

I am Pooh Pooh Man!

 

Yes, I am Stinking Here! My Farts sure are heard, man! 

It’s like I ate strange meals eaten, with odder ants, who are spread as dirt with their bowels, and my obesity farts sure are louder than those of moral men.

 

I keep Stinking Weird like a Garbage Can or a Trash Can, and, of course, it’s the course from my  liver.  I leave marks on my underpants, and of course on my bared hands.

 

I am Pooh, deriding as Toilet Rent, I sure am that ‘Pooh riled up in all Air Vents!’  Wild-Munched oil beaners forming such gassy stinky blocked up toilet papers, spouts out a never ending farting for poop, urine, and the toilet in my way.

 

                        “Poo Poo Man

                         He went down the sewers in his usual way.

                         Bare hands disguised by toilet paper

                         Flush, flush, the toilet room way

 

                         Filled his remorse with Butt Hole Slivers

                         His Wipes reel with like some bunched up dog droppings

 

                         This is not Arsenic And Old Lace.

                         We wish he was with Asteroids In Outer Space

 

                         Poo Poo Man!”

 

            Butt it is not just Poo Poo Man. 

 

                        We Belong In A Garbage Can

                        With Drops by our Turds

                        They are Snidest

                        By our sides

                        And our Lives are filled up

                        By Those Flies

 

                        Crap keeps falling down Our thighs

 

                        Want A Poo, Man?

                        Want A Poo, Man?!!

 

                        One Turd, Wow Man!

                        Farts Heard Now! Bam!

 

 

                        As you are waiting for the toilet

                        And the Sents I Sent Out

 

                        One Turd Poop Man

                        One Weird Drooped Man

 

All the weirds are wasted with you

And the odor you possess

In their frightened sights

Flushing for your poops

And the old browns, tans and what else you do

 

Stinking Snot Man

Stinking Snot Man

 

Now the sewer is ready for you

And the droppings you can do

Make a smell a stink

Plop a bunch into the toilet

Make a flusher fell your poop

 

What A Fart Man

Get smells out from your underwear, Weirder Poop Man

 

All these Dopes are stunk with you

And the crapping that you do

Stop a bull drop old

Make the Toilet Gold

Change your behind and change those swirls

 

 

Bathroom Man, Bathroom Man

Sure, smells like that Bathroom Can 

Sits on a toilet, any time

Farts out stinks that are liked by flies!

Poop out!

Here comes the Bathroom-Man

 

His smell’s strong!  Glisten, Mud:

He's got such reaction Crud

Can he  wipe off his Butt?

Hold your nose, over again!

Smell it there?

There goes the Bathroom-Man

 

All that smell is a fright

As we seen his behind

Like a streak down the toilet

He sure smells, just like grime!

 

Bathroom-Man, Bathroom-Man

Stinking sickly  Bathroom-Man

Health and Shame, he stinks more

Action is to run away more

 

To him, Farts are such great big bang-ups

Wherever toilet papers  hang-up

You'll  the smell the Bathroom-Man!




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