Honeymooners in Space
Universe 14, Planet 50
50th Chapter of the Stellar Bus
“You’re
roughly sixty-eight percent of the Universe.
I am picking up you, you Dark Energy of the Universe. Electro-magnetic Radiation, I am glad you are
entering my bus, also. And I have
nothing against you too, you Active Galactic Nuclei, you.
“I
am Ralph Kramden, the Diverse Driver of this Space Star Bus. I am Active Dimensionally, but I don’t drive
a Demon Trolly. Remember, ‘This is a Universe.’
And don’t feel like you are adverse to each other. Adverse may rhyme with
Universe but there is nothing worse, and that is my verse.
“You
have the energy to enter my bus. And I
am giving my bus the energy to take you to Cardea, FV35,
LX28, OL339, Kamoʻoalewa, YG, FW13, and
PN7. You get dropped off at these
Moons of Earth.
“I am your driver, Ralph Kramden. This sure is my bus but please don’t call me Buster. I am too busy to bus us off to astral landing
spaces, any real and surreal space. So
much that I seem like I am spacey. But
we just travel along a seam in space. Accompanying
us is Ed Norton, who flushes toilets and lets you use them. I hope you enjoy
that your gravity is next to but not physically attracted to my wife Alice and
my partner, Mr. Norton’s wife, Trixie.
“If
you can stand or constant ride, I hope you can constantias me, Welcome Aboard.”
Because
Neutron Stars & Black Holes leftovers, with their incredibly
dense corks from their masters’ star explosions, they soon became either a
neutron star or a black hole that Ed humorously pointed to Trixie and said, “I
hope they don’t remind you of our honeymoon and prevent me from bowling and
playing pool on my break of the day. Like you did back then.”
Trixie replied “These Cosmic Seeds
may seem more like Supernovae blasts with their heavy elements, and, yes, I do
like iron and oxygen across this universe.
Which ever Universe. And I am not
saying we are in a ‘Witch Ever’ Universe. These elements work for the companies
that make building blocks for news planets, and everything else is in their own
place.”
Ralph pointed out several Magnetic
& Electric Fields despite Ed's advice to be non attracted because Trixie earlier
accused him of forcing him to a place on Earth's ambipolar electric field,
which could help Ralph drive through atmospheric particles.
Ed relied on Ralph to break the bad
news to Trixie that these faint Cosmic Microwave Backgrounds that left clouds
of heat from the Big Bang because they lacked their binary system in order but
not odor and are adored to hire someone to do it for them.
Ralph radiologically preferred to
a giving Dark Energy whose pair of suspenders hung over Saturn’s rings, aurora
borealising for practical needs.
Sixty eight percent of the forces which
accelerated cosmos told Ralph "Every time I went down to the beach they
used to crowd around me."
Alice whispered to Ralph,
"Sure, they space cloud around you. That sure doesn’t mean they were hazy
over you. They just wanted to gravitationally split in the shade!"
The stellar, dark energy, deep
space phenomena playfully complained that Ed was making their momentums all
morphe.
Ralph then told them, “"One
of these days... one of these days... POW! Right in the cryovolcanoes! A space geyser."
A constant stream of light and
radiation flooding space with their powered Stars using nuclear fusion caused
Ralph to state, “Planetary nebula, Plasma, Parsecs. Alice! What am I supposed
to do without Pluto?"
Alice said " Emission
nebul 'em, like any other Exo Planet!"
White Dwarf Detonations then ran
up the steps like a bunch of thermonuclear explosions and those caused Alice to
whisper to Trixie, "I'm still waning and waxing. I thought they had been Impact
Craters."
Trixie then whispered back,
“Radial Velocity Impact Craters sure don't want more Metallicity.”
Generated masses of mounted
X-rays, and their partners, gamma rays, and some high-energy particle jets were
brought to the centers of Ralph’s space bus.
This caused Ralph to say, “Just be a little careful, Alice, a little
Cepheid variable. Remember, the Lenticular
you stage may soyas your own."
Alice then replied, “You just need
to go Blueshift, and some Zeeman! You’ve got to drive Straight to those Moons!"
Ralph
then said "Whatever happened to that geospace, Alice? You remember what
you said to me before we got Mr. Melipal on this bus? 'Ralph, I'd be happy to laser
up a thermal radiation with you.'"
A boarding Star’s core collapsed
while firsts and seconds came aboard in their cataclysmic shockwaves while
looking like bows away in those outer lines.
That caused Trixie to say to Ed, "While other husbands do things,
they can always be assured of their wife solar flaring behind them. Why can't
you just spacewalk binarily without Miss Mercury?”
Alice told Trixie "Oh, it's
not macrolensing fault, Trixie. There just isn't enough redshift back
there."
Ralph butted in, "Every time Infrared went down to that
Brown Dwarf they used to comet around MACHOS."
Alice then said, “Ralph, quit
calling yourself a MACHO. MACHOS are
Massive Compact Halo Objects.”
Then
a bunch of Cosmic Rays and Plasmas joined seats with other White Dwarf
Detonations. This caused Ralph to go, “I
have... I've got an electromagnetic spectrumation. A photon one. I'm a
Dichotomy. Not a run-of-the-mill Diffraction, the world's champ Dobsonian. I've
never shown you the Doppler Effect you deserve, Alice." Alice asked, “Where the heck are these eight
moons: Cardea, FV35, LX28, OL339, Kamoʻoalewa, YG, FW13, and PN7?”
That caused Ralph to shout, “They are ‘Our
Moons, Honey!’
This
cause Alice to state that Ralph sure is a ‘Honey Mooner.’
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