Honeymooners in Space
Universe 14, Planet 51
51st Chapter of the Stellar Bus
“You’re
harsh radiation from Your Stars strips Electrons this way, that way, any
way, I wish it were far faraway. You are
boarding on for a trip to create an
invisible, highly active sea of charged particles.
“We will be dropping you off at
Hycean Planets whose deep nebula are joined with
Orion, that
stellar nursery, where they work on photographysics with your churning, glowing
nebulas of gases, various gases and then some.
“Some of you call yourselves Super-Earth,
but you have no continents caused by scientists who went to Mass with their
made up early thirty percent purchased
water.
“I
am Ralph Kramden, the Diverse Driver of this Space Star Bus. I am a caring driver. I drive from moon to moon and no body cares
but me. But you have to remember that ,
‘This is a Universe.’ I don’t want you uncomfortable
with each other, and definitely don’t feel adverse about me. You verse here, I am not fierce there, I’m a
force, my friend and working partner, Ed, is a force, and we are forced by our
wives, Alice and Trixie, who follow us, physically and physicsly but not
necessarily emotionally, here and there, so hear me all and don’t act beware.
“Come
up the stairs or ride the escalator, I
hope you can continue in our dimension with me and dim big Ed, which is not a
demon detonation, but dimes are okay, Welcome Aboard.”
Ed
Norton then said to Ralph, "Me and my silly pride. I promise you this, with
all these Northern Stars and Northern Lights, I'm gonna learn how to Solar an
Array while you are in this Solar System."
Ralph replied, "Well, that Soyuz
ought not to be too hard. Ed, you've learned how to spacewalk everywhere
else."
Which
caused Ed to complain,” Ralph, I have, I have —I've got an explanation.
A perfect one. I've got a Dwarf. Not a run-of-the-mill Dwarf, not the world's Dwarf. Not even the Universe’s Dwarf. In another verse. I’ve got a Dwarf Planet."
Ralph then growled, “Ed. Don’t expect me to believe you. You don’t have Dwarf Plans. You cannot Plan Yet Anything!”
High-energy particles who called
themselves ‘Cosmic Rays’ but Alice called them ‘Comic Rats’ boarded and sat
themselves. Trixie said that they think they are mostly fast-moving protons (a
type of ion) and heavy atomic nuclei.
Ralph told Ed, "You have to
make certain that their lead exhausted nowhere in this Universe of Snakes, and you know what they're gonna find
when they are locked in here? Payments!
Payments!"
Mr. Gravity said to Ralph,
"Look, why don't you shoot us up into there? You space flying every comet
crazy."
Ralph replied "I'm not driving
any space chunk into radiation. You're just jealous... Because you know that at
this time tomorrow night, my asteroid will be on the front night sky of every
new orbital in the collapsable Saturn Rings."
Gravity pulled on him with "Well,
so will meteorites! Force chillin' you!"
Ralph reacted with, “Zero
Anticipation Interesting. Zero
Intelligence of any Kin! And your Kin
are not Kind! And I see, sea, and
sneeze that you, you more than sometime, have no mind. See Hell or Space Sea Guts All!”
Ed then tapped Ralph’s shoulder and
said, “In these Matters between
universes, in their own weirds, they are such immoral bards. Solar Booms! There claim they are three times in a Melipal's
life when he wants to be absolute: one, when he's communing with his Taurus;
two, when he's being tender with William Gilbert; and three, when he's in the
isolation Botein on The $64,000 Space Ride."
From Alice, after she watches Ralph
talking to Gravity, “YOU...ARE A BLUESHIFT!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAZAAAAR!!!!!!! YOU!!!
BIIIIIG BAAAANG!!!!!”
Which caused Ralph to react, “One of
these dark nebulas... One of these dopplers... they keep shuttling this Fizeau
up. PATERA! Right in the Kelvin! Himalia-himalia-himalia-himalia.”
And Trixie smirkingly added, “A
Telesto house? A Callipus house? A Black Hole Whole House! How’s that hole going to a dimension? “
They were told lies by a white dwarf star about his earthlike planet
with oceans whose clouds are seen in space.
The bus had been Orbiting another
star for their passengers to vacation life.
Entering from Lagoon
Nebula came young, massive stars with teachers illuminating the gas and dust
surrounding them. These younglings blast last.
Blast best. Or blast their vest.
Alice then said to Ralph, “I don't
wanna look at that Io Taurus, that Saros, that Scalar, and definitely not these
four Wolff Rayets. I wanna look at Lidar!
That gives all of us, even then, information on atmospheric winds on
Earth! Our Earth!”
Ed then butted in, “Hey, Ralphie
boy! In The Globule, it is teaching us
how to play Galaxy. First, you
scintillate up and address the barometer. To the galaxy barometer, “Hello,
Belinda! Like we say in the seawinds:
‘Tectonic and twinkling wait for no Magnetar.’"
While the bus was traveling, Erythrulose,
a four-carbon sugar, was found in a galactic molecular cloud, marking the first
confirmed detection of a sugar in interstellar space.
It appears at
least eight times more abundant than smaller three-carbon sugars, defying
prevailing theories of stepwise carbon addition in space chemistry. Trixie then told Ed to say, “
Ed Norton said
we will transport 50 million tons so
they could have arrived on early Earth, offering a plausible extraterrestrial
source for prebiotic chemistry.”
This caused Ralph to say good bye to
his leaving customers, so he could go onto another universe, “Blasts of hot
stream of ions and electrons into space some people call the solar wind.
Ions are the
builders of the universe. In cold, dark gas clouds, radiation from distant
stars knocks electrons off neutral molecules to form positively charged ions.
These ions react easily with other particles. Think of them like magnets that
quickly snap together to form complex molecules like water and sugars.”
Ed then said, “Hurry up. We want to be on our way, not in your way!”
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