I said, “ I’ve got to tell you: ‘Johnny,
your Pa has no headroom! He just snores
like a pest!! And Johnny, your Pa fills
up our gloom!!! He brings us all Down in
his nest!!!! All can tell that we sure
ain’t blessed!!!!!’”
And Johnny told me, “He makes life
easier than ever! You never make life
easy for me!”
Then I said, “Your Gym sure is
toxic.”
And Johnny asked me, “Is this
whole Glen sonic?”
I asked, “Could you even spell
what I had to say?”
And he said, “Nope, but I can sure
smell what you had Tuesday!”
That caused me to ask, “Who is
your father?”
Johnny said, “Ivan.”
I asked, “Ivan Who?”
He said, “Ivan Hoe.”
So, I asked, “How How How?”
Johnny replied, “He is the king of
the Spruce Mints.”
That caused me to say, “Spruce
Mints, you sure shred that around here!”
And Johnny explained to me, “Blue
Mist here, Clue Less there. Hear a jerk?
They’re some jerks. Ever wear a Jerks
Work? The second snow is off the season
seasons for us humans who the rat king who dug a hole to our universe. Black Hole, Wack Whole, Smack All, Snack
Call. When I die you will need another
eye to get your snake eyes on your dice move.”
So, I sang:
“Marching machine nose
Marching
maraschinos
You
are a mussed up matching gross jerk to fight me.”
And then some sixth grader wacked
me with his portable stop sign that he directs the students actually going to
class down the three aisled hall.
Kindergarteners go there. First
through sixth graders go there. Seventh
and Eighth graders walk the middle.
The bathrooms are generally open
so the teachers can yell in them to stop kids from smoking. The school library has an entry door and an
exit door. You cannot enter with anything
other than notebooks and a pencil. You
can exit only after going through the line where the teacher records the books
or computer records of what you need to study for your classes.
The art class
room is in the same room as the science room.
This is for Seventh and Eighth graders.
The teacher either has the students paint on canvas or mix chemicals
together that would burn their hands if they were not careful.
I decided to just walk down the
hallway from where I sit at the beginning of school in my assigned home room to
the English class when the first bell rings so I can learn nouns and verbs and
how to use adjectives and adverbs. These
are the objectives we were all told have.
Well, I certainly object to that.
Obviously, my brain cannot observe adverbs when they obtuse from all the
abuse I get. It’s just another tooth
decaying from the truth. So, I booth.
I asked my teacher, “I owe you
nothing?”
He told me, “And you are nothing.”
That caused me to reply, “So! I Owe You?”
The middle class chorus marched by
singing:
“Please accept
Pleas except
Fleas Exceptional
Trees Accept Canal
A Con Dorch
Acorn Door Rye Toe
Geez!
Accept That Bull
Freeze and expect a null
Misinformation or Miss In The Form Of The
Nation
That’s a toon of
The tuna that slaves to pay my son
He sure is a son of a toupee.”
The Kindergarteners then joined
singing:
“Please accept
Pleas except
Fleas Exceptional
Trees Accept A Canal
A Con Dorch
Acorn Door Rye Toe
Geez!
Accept That Bull
Freeze and expect a null
Misinformation or Miss In The Form Of The
Nation
That’s a turn down
That’s the stinker who slaves my son.”
I asked Johnny “Was that what was
said by her or are you just sad by her?”
Johnny replied, “She said she had
to Meet Mark at the Meat Market so she can get the Meat Mark Et.”
And I responded, “Well, to me,
Mark is probably an E.T. He sure seems
like an Extra Terrestrial because there is so much Extra of him in my
Territory. He sure Exerts his Terror To
Me.”
And we had to stop our
conversation. There was a programming
assignment to rip off one of our client’s investors. OB didn’t know how to do it. I knew how to do it. OB got vocally mad at me whenever I updated
the code and did not do it. I just
refused to do it and kept updating the code.
Several times he’s told me that he’s the genius and he knows how to do
it but he wants me to figure out how to do it so I might be able to do it again
for another client. I told him that I
had figured out how to do it. I then
told him “I am being honest to you when I tell you I refuse to do it because I
am being honest.”
Boy, school is getting
Artificially Ineluctable as my lack of learning time goes on. On the mainframes we would call it
“structured code.” On the pc’s we would
call it “objected oriented code.” What
some of the bosses did was called “spaghetti code.”
The principal came by and sang to
us:
“Shades Of Life
Red
to keep us going
Hand
in Hand
Over
Sand and Shale
Blue
will shut my eyes
From
killing sorrow
And
regret hate
Green
floats in the distance
To
breath as told
In
time and need
Grey
my nearing sunrise
A
steady pulse
Felt
now and last.”
So, I got into class. Sat at my desk. And the teacher told us that People are the Pets
and the Pets are the owners. Here is how
she said it:
“A children’s
story.
A turtle,
“These two humans are driving me bats.
They keep coming in here and pulling me into their hands. I got to show them who’s boss by pooping in
my water dish and peeing in my food dish.
I got to dig up
everything and keep turning over my log so they get some exersize by
straightening up the shavings and putting the log in place. Boy they are hard to teach.”
The Pig Got Up
You Can Tell:
I’m the one who
should tell people what to do. I can
lie. I don’t have to answer for
anything. You can tell them all to go to
Hell
Amen:
I’m very
religious. I’ve been a member and a
leader in several different churches over the years. Churches that supply women to rich men. Churches that organized wife swapping
parties. Churches that control various
political parties.
Who Boozes:
I drink. How the Hell else do I keep this up. I have no drinking problem. Just cause you have a problem doesn’t mean
that I have a problem. All the people
around me drink. If you have a problem
with that just keep your mouth shut.
By the company:
The corporate
World. The Wall Marts. The Wall Street. Some corrosive chemicals distribution
center. No one else will take the
responsibility. He was a dock hand. The company was owned by his uncle. They were about to let him go. Another uncle hired him at an electronics
company. He worked for the salesmen
Who Chooses:
There is no
choice. That is the way the world
is. She sleeps around. He sleeps around. They are both drunks. They abuse other people. They rob and steel and brag about
themselves. Just buck up.
When that was
said:
He was caught
sleeping with his brother’s secretary.
She is twelve years younger than his wife. His wife was sleeping with his brother’s
secretary’s husband. He is twelve years
younger than his wife. He got
caught. She did not. She got mad that people would realize that
“He was cheating on her.” Not that
cheating occurred but that someone was more attractive than her.”
I got disgusted, got up from my
desk, and left. That keeps happening
over and over again. She thinks she is
great. She says she is the only one who
cares about family. She keeps telling us
to give it all up for her.
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