Jingle Heimer Smith With His Neck Veins Bit

 

Count Dracula is a flying over Bat

He Bit up My Vein Too

Whenever I am preparing for my grave

Or for that Bat, I sure am a slave

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Mina Murray met my friend The Bat

He drank from Her Vein Too

Whether she don’t want to come out of her grave

For that Bat, she is a slave too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Jonathan Harker who met the three Vampiric Wives

Dracula hypnotized him too

Whatever he wanted to do on that ocean boat

For that Bat, he was his slave too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

                                Dr. John Seward, that young psychiatrist  He treated that Renfield too

                  Although he loved Lucy Westenra, and helped Professor Van Helsing  

For that Bat, he was his slave too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Renfield is an inmate in an asylum

He serves as a loyal, obsessed slave to the Bat too

He eats bugs and birds and spiders and flies

For that Bat, he’s so much of a slave too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

Quincey Morris, that Texan character

He was fatally stabbed and wounded by one of Dracula's Slovak too

He became enslaved to gypsy servants

For that Bat, he’s a servant too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Dutch Vampire Hunter, Abraham  Van Helsing

He is from Ireland Too

With the mirrors he likes to look a lot

And He don’t see Count Dracula Too

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Anna and Velkan are the Valerious

The last of the Romanian Family, Ancient

With garlic they think they are protected

They don’t want to feed Count Dracula

Until There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Dracula is the son of Valerious the Elder

He was physically killed in Fourteen Sixty Two

With Werewolves He Eats Alot

He don’t get buried in a Plot

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

 

Archangel Gabe Gabe Gabriel

Tries To Kill  Dracula Too

His life gets so forlorn

He’s in his Werewolf Form

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

Your Throat has Two Arteries and Veins

Carotid and some Jugular Too

When Dracula is here

His fangs drink more than Beer

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

 

 

 

It is Now Walpurgis Night

And some young Englishman foolishly leaves his hotel

There’s Dracula there

He’s a bat flapping in the air

There flies Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap

 

 

We want him to be like that sleeping girl Vampire

She’s called Countess Dolinger

She’s in a Marble Tomb

With a large iron stake doing more than wound

We don’t want the fly of Vlad the Third of Wallachia

Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone  

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