With this coming November, We'll get Music to our Rears

 

               When what I ask, when what I ask for, when what I question is not even heard, we keep getting drowned out by that other herd!  Listen:

 

That’s the Crown of Glory

That’s the Clown of Gory

Hear  that Storm of tRump?

Hear the clash of the tRumpets?

Here, the trash of those tRump Pets!

 

Will they make this Best of both worlds

Or just give us

Beast of both words?

As the rich get richer and the workers get poorer

 

Over Hell

Older Heil

And they want the world to fail

As that red head keeps wrecking along

 

As we’re put in a slum

The best is Nyet to come

 

Mr. we can be abused by a con man

Like J Edgar Hoover again

 

That road has our chores

And Of course it’s worse

 

But then I’m stopped

Hate wins big, are you voting

Vote my way, I’m gun toting

 

We’re causing more fright

We’re Right cause we’re White

 

Living like a dumb Republican

 

At the cross a burned dead man was found

We proclaimed, We just stood our ground

We did do it cause his skin was brown

 

Come on, get with the Pogrom

Early to threat

Early to lies

Makes a Trump healthy and wealthy not wise

 

You there with your face so black

Drive me around in my Cadillac

 

Vladimir the Red owns Trumpsie

A fact that everybody know

 

Then one polluted Christmas Eve

Trumpsie came to say

I’m so bigly smart and bright

I cut my own taxes tonight

 

Had a job but then got fired

And my Visa soon expired

Living more with hate

Living in a Right wing wonderland

 

I’ll say “But we’re married.”

He’ll say “No way.

A white can’t marry someone

Whose skin is Brown.”

 

Whites are entitled

 

 

 

Not Handsome

The Hand Game

 

This game started out as Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Then Sam Kass expanded it (as publicized on the Big Bang Theory) as Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

 

My new version is: Lies, Truth, Media, Voters, Trump

 

Lies are represented by a closed fist

Truth is a hand presenting the peace sign

Media is a hand upside down and open, a begging hand

Voters is a raised hand, such as a volunteer

And Trump is a closed fist with the middle finger extended

 

The rules of the game follow:

 

Trump cons Voters

Voters need Truth

Truth disproves Trump

Trump grows Lies

Lies love Media

Media laughs at Voters

Voters are smothered by Lies

Lies are louder than Truth

Truth is ignored by Media

And, as always, Media Loves Trump

 

The outcome is

We All Lose

Except when we give Truth to Voters

 

 

Rauner had spent $46 million against Mike Madigan.  Rauner collected $15 million to refurbish his castle, his Governors home.  Wouldn’t this money had been better used to help sick, poor people.  I don’t care if it is from contributions or not, didn’t Rauner realize he had people contribute money for his EGO.

Ken Griffin was a hedge fund manager who funded Rauner.  I’d say “That was a conflict of interests.

Illinois Republicans had been funded by Rauner and Griffin’s ‘charities’ and the NRA.

Illinois Democrats are continually funded by citizen donations and employee unions who are working to make ‘Life’ better for Illinois workers.  Who are those Republican donators working to make life better for?”

 

Remember the Banana Boat Song?  Pay Owed, oh you’re Pay Owed, Your Pay Is Owed.  Vote Donald Trump and you’re gonna get none.  Or how about that Beat Down On The People song?  Goodbye living wages, you have seen the last of me.  I think that was called Marco Rubio Tuesday

 

 

 

We keep getting more and more Acronyms lately:

 

There was that existing POTUS

 

President

Of

The

United

States

 

But they want to elect a:

 

Preposterous

Rightwing

Idiot

Controlling

KKKer

 

We have to put up with a maneuvered SCOTUS

 

Supreme

Court

Of

The

United

States

 

And they want to make it even worse, they want to make it a

 

Supreme

Court

Republican

Obnoxious

Trump

Underling

Morons

 

Elections are  getting to be A Very Very Scary Thing To Do:

 

Donald Trump, he’s the hero for low wages

Donald Trump, never learned a word from history’s pages

He gets his crowds up very frantic

They just love it when he goes pedantic

Just listen, he has nothing in his attic

They want this to be a very very uncaring thing to do

 

And Think About It

              

               That Trump Is One Dumb Mugly Udder

 

Be kind to your fat headed friends

For that Trump is one Dumb Mugly Udder

Don’t listen to the spew that he pees

He’s a bully tried and true

Oh, he may claim that he is your friend

Just turn your back and you’ll be another target

I just hope ‘fore we get in too deep

We all would know

That what you sow

Is what you reap

 

Some of you are claiming that

              

               I stated a lie which started the toilet spinning

It is clear to me that the joke is on thee

Just listen to what he said

It may hurt your head

And his mind is so dead.

 

I just feel like singin:

 

              

               Love Your Disparage

Your Hate And Violence

It’s the cornerstone of your alliance

Oh, I tell you Trumpers

As you go on, you’re looking dumber

 

Cry, cry, cry like spoiled babies

Say your damn illusions

Say, Say, Say what you are told to

It just adds to your own confusion

 

Guns and Ammo

Guns and Ammo

Just another thing your brains’ can’t handle

When you’re drunk and cock off

You’ll do more than shoot your mouth off

 

Try, Try, Try to wrap yourself in

The second amendment

When you kill someone in cold blood

Legally you’re the defendant

 

Close the border

Close the border

You shout with all your other Freedom hoarders

Consider Melania and Judge Curiel together

It’s okay for her and Curiel was born here

 

Lie, Lie, Lie “She followed official

Legal procedures”

Claim, “You cannot trust him

They’re all rapists and murderers”

 

Truth rejection

Truth rejection

That’s what you need to do to win this election

A country run by Trum pies

Would be just like a barrel of monkeys.

 

                                               If you like reading me                                                                                                                                   Here is some more of my STUFF

Arc The Fiscal And Tell The Gents

 

Honeymooners in Space

Universe 12, Planet 34

34th Chapter of the Stellar Bus

 

               When the crowd reached the ship’s Coach Door that person, Ralph, who was loaded, kept going in.  Ralph picked up his microphone and talked to the resting and waiting (and some waling) passengers:

               “Good motoring, good morbiding, good mortuaritying.  And for those of you with something that looks like a head, good perching.  I’d like to reason that what I say is for working to making your lives a little matter and, on the street, not much of a smatter.  But I have difficulties reasoning anywhere, especially with myself.  So, what appears to you that are a factory’s work forcing lifts and sludges, that is your entrance into my space bus.  And I will take you, and I do mean take you.  I will take you hear.  I will take you dare.  I will take you Any Where!

               “You may claim you are Space Pirates.  Space Pile Ups.  Or even Space Pie Rust.  We will treat you like all.  And you are a treat for us.  So, I’ll let you retreat.  These Altitudes.  Those Positronic Thumps.  Any of that Hering which is really a star mistaken for an asteroid.

               “Please enter using our walking steps.  There may be a  surveyor belt, but we really belt survivors, so  avail your wishes for an elevator.  You may now start imaging yourselves as the King of the Thrown, but you are really a bunch of throw ups.  Welcome aboard.  Whether you are bored or not.

”We will take off in a million militant seconds and land in a galaxy far far away.”

Ralph then walked back to what he called ‘My Pilot Seat’ (but what his friends and family call ‘His Pile It On Seat’) and he laughed out at the window.  Ed went back to flushing a few toilets in order that Ralph thought Ed was working.

Riding the conveyor belt, all those crank shafts brought themselves together to their seats, their cabins, their snuggling (or is that struggling?)  areas where those inhabitants of these inhibited crunches of rock in this star cluster, in this cluster that those so called people, those Arms Less Strong and various John Plugged Up Agains, Yurin Gagged Agains Against Again And Aging,  along with all those other things were being dropped off from those  bunches of spaced out shuttles.

Those piles of leftovers, cyclically and sickishly grew into Artist Physically Intelligent Beings.  There were a bunch of the bulbs that lit up as heads.  Some of those piles of switches swished all over the place.  Then there were several groups of Gears that Crunched across various Metallic Celluloids to make their way up  into various  Astro Nuts and  began rovering the paths of many of Extraterrestrial (and Extra Terrorist Trial) Cosmicollogies. 

Ralph wondered out loud  “Are they Electronic Cords?”

               Ed answered,  “ Of course.  And they are very coarse too!”

               Alice added, “You are Off Course, as usual.”

Ralph Kramden then had steered them to this planet of Light Bulbs.  These beings kept boarding his bus, and they were not just Light Bulbs.  They were also Switches, Electronic Cords, Nails, Pliers.  Hinges here, Hinges there, Hinges Hinges everywhere.  Going upwards, Ralph’s escalator  got filled with Drill Bits, Bolts, Nozzles, Gauges, Anchors, and Washers among other things.

While watching, Ed said, “Ralph.  You must feel quite at home here.  Another Nut among all these Nuts.” 

While various gears prodded along their ways Trixie asked Ed, “How did all these mechanical things get to act alive?”

Ed said, “Well, back in the 1990’s computer programs used to take readings and allowed users to type in information to the systems and they were programmed to make suggestions from the tabled lists of possible ways to go or possible actions to make temporary moves.  That was just what every programmer had to make what he will be running do.  After a while, the owners of the companies that built various mechanisms started calling it Artificial Intelligence.”

Ralph agreed, “After a while there was not much Real Intelligence in our various communities that they must have changed their minds and not called it ‘Artificial’ anymore.”

Ed went on, “Talk about all that learning.  That reminded me of back in High School.  All the other students in my class always wanted act like their Math’s Got.  I never got too.”

Ralph said, “The same stuff happened to me.  In one of my classes I just caved in because, with all of my work, I only could get my Spelling Flunking.”

That went on and on.  After dinner, Ralph said to Alice, “This load is really disgusting.  Here a Light.  There a Light.  Everywhere a Light, Light!  And it is no delight for me.  I mean, see those where they are three way Bulbs.  How disgusting can you be.”

Alice said, “Ralph, you’re pretty disgusting yourself.  Don’t complain.”

Alice and Trixie then walked off.

Alice whispered to her friend, “Last night Ralphie said to me that he will never sleep unless he has something to say.”

Trixie then laughingly replied, “Does he realize that, with him, a snore is a snort?”

Alice, “Of course. How coarse.”

Trixie carried on, “And he sure always talks through his nose as his course.”

Alice, “ He always makes me remorse as my chores.  He’s sure a sleepy head.”

Trixie then looked at her, “ I had hoped that you were going to say, ‘I guess his CPAP did work because he’s always asleep and every where’s a bed.’”

That’s when  a group of wires with buttons and gears shooed by them.  You could hear those circuits saying, “ Memorizing!”

As others called out, “Members Sizing!”

Then a bunch of Bolts went, “Mentor Rising!”  

Instead of complaining, since there is no ‘Day’ in  space, at the end of the ‘Say’ Alice said, “Hey Ralphie!  Ralphie!  I want you to avoid those meteoroids that I see.  Remember, the moon flew over those cow moos.”

To which Ralph replied, “That little rocket launched.  You can see it through this port.”

While Trixie added, “And that eclipse stopped our view of the moon.”

Which caused Ed to ask them, “Was that Star Port or Star Board.”

So, Ralph answered “The Star Board is where people from these Stars Board.”

And Trixie ended, “So those asteroids will fly away very soon.”

 

                                                             If you had fun reading this                                                                                                                             You might enjoy some of the other stuff                                                                                                       That I WRITE

Ask And You Shall Deceive

 

In this town I looked for a bar

Why the hell are we barred

 

In the street I saw a car

Were you the drunk in that car

 

He Looked like a man who needs some air

You really know what’s that smell in that air

 

Was he a Ringo without a Star?

How in the hell did this become the Western Bar!

 

Would you vote for a president whom you can’t trust

Why the hell did that Watergate bust

 

Are we like a dog without a cat

What the hell do we mean by that

 

Is it like a rat without some cheese

How will that trap work?  Please!

 

I see you’re  a mammal without any hair

How the hell did we get in there

 

You look like your life sure is always in mud

Where the hell did you get all that blood

 

It now feels like rain, there’s a coming  flood

Why the hell do you call me Bud

 

You seem like some sand without silicon

Don’t you see how silly you are you Clone

 

You’re  like 4 dimensions without some time

Your time to the hell is good and mined

 

You keep stepping a foot without a toe

Just why the hell can’t you see that you’re a toad

 

You’re like a duck without a pond

What the hell makes you so fond

 

You make this like an earth that just cannot shake

Why the Hell did you cause our earth quake

 

 

Don’t spike our truths with all those ‘Ayes!’

Who  the hell just don’t say lies

 

We’re like a religion without sin

What the hell have we got in

 

You claim your life is heaven without hell

And I have to ask, what the hell is hell                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If you like to read                                                                                                                                           You might try some of my other STUFF

My Placement or What This Place Meant

 

               How do I know where I am?  I can’t tell any of those differences that Geography has from Geology.  So, if I don’t know where things are at or what the ground is made of and I would not understand where, what, and when things were at.  At?  At!  What do you think I am?  The Atlas?  How could I be the Atlas with no Geography!  At Last, I am Attila The Dumb.    And I also cannot understand the differences of a person’s, a creature’s, or a thing’s Biography from their Biology.  Do I know the history of your life?  Not bloody likely!  And if I were a vampire, I would like blood, see, likely.  But, not in the Sea, likely.

               Well, anyway, I know  I’m no Cone Head.  You should know what I am.  And that is ‘Know what I am.’  You should not have the power to ‘No what I am’!  I am The Bat Man.  And not just The Bat Man, I am The Bat Man Ion.  The other day someone said to me, “You think you are a Super Hero.  Let me see you fly.”  I answered, “Watch!  See, here’s my fly.  Now keep watching.  You’ll soon see me take off.  My clothes, that is.”

               Then some woman said to me, “I bet you just escaped to Mara Largo. I wish the rest of us could  escape from you, you Maga Bozo.”

              

               That was when this happened:

 

                        Happiness Squids

Happiness Skids

Happiness Bids

Different Blinks  From Different Peep Holes.

 

But instead of Happiness, things should have been.  And I mean ‘been’, not ‘bean’  I sure am a mean bean:

 

Hah!  See this

See This Flea Dish

Sea Shells want to Sink Me

                              And not just in Helsinki

                              Also in all this Stink, Me

                        Just remember

I’ll Sink You Too

As I Sink my Fangs into you.

 

               That caused me to call out, “I knew you would.  Or is that, I knew you, wood?  Ashe?  Oak?  Coconut?  Willow?  What Willow You Be Doing?  You will, hot jewel, be doing Treason.  Not Trees, on and on.  Anyway, Yankee soon be Democracy Dead.  Like those Rons with Coked up colons.  That Pres keep saying ‘Oooh Maga!’  In the past he had Married a pretty commie.  She’s a bit bats.  Putin sure kept telling him to do that.”

               As things were going along, I got interrupted again with, “Look!   Up in the sky!  It’s a Bat!  It’s a Wolf!   It’s Full Moon Man!”

To which I replied, “Werewolves will eat your arm along.  Just like those lizards love to do.”

Which caused her to answer, and she just shouted, “That werewolf with paws!  That is what he does!  He dodges!  He dodges!  He dodges!  He dodges!  He dodges!  He dodges that silver bullet and then:

 

                        He claws

And gnaws

His jaws

Because

They are His Laws.”

 

               She then said, “Awe, come on.  Don’t be afraid.  He’s just a mammal.  And when we think that we should be afraid of Beasts.  Instead of Beasts, you should really look out for those Bees.  See, they are all run by Females.  I’m a Female.  You’re not a Female!  Think about it, even those kept alive Worker Bee slaves are Females.  So few Males are allowed to grow up occasionally.  They are allowed by the Queen so she could make another brood.  Eruption!  A lava of larvae! Oh Great!  Great Sitkin that is.

“And it’s not just the Bees.  Ants do that too!  Most Ants are Females.  Ever think of why we call your Mother’s Sister ‘Aunt’?  Because it is how U spell  ‘Ant’.  Have you ever thought about who runs the other insects, too?  This is not the rule of dumb, but, this rule of thumb is that Females tend to be bigger and they congregate, and they tend to have a bulgier abdomens. Congregate.  Congress.  We should have more Females in our Congress.  And that guy who thinks he owns our Congress.  He sounds like he’s full of Coke.  And he ain’t even a Cockroach.  Cockroaches.  Those Males are typically smaller with longer, thinner antennae.  They need antennas.  They don’t do any thinking on their own.  Other than thinking that they are the Kings.  Females are larger with shorter, stouter antennae, shorter wings.  How about Praying Mantises?  They really should be called Preying Mantises.  The Female kills the Male after they mate, and she eats his head.

“Instead of The Voice, or was that The Vice, or Dancing With Your Straws, or The Masked Stinker?   There should be a televised competition where a Woman reads a five to fifteen minute excerpt or list of commands, and the team leaders (Females) pick a few of them and have the Men complete them, till the end of the show.  Each fight would have two or more individual Ladies lead a bunch collected Men and then either the Female judges or the television Women viewers decide who won that portion of the competition.  This goes on and on until the last two are waiting to compete.  Then they read parts or all of what the world has left.   And the Female audience or Female judges vote.   A life long winter is us now frozen.”

What she said caused me to say, “That seems just like you are trying to look up things about ancient civilizations.  What, hadn’t you once found caves in the Grand Canyon?  And how did these discoveries disappear?   Men can’t find the caves now.  Is it because a Girl did not tell them where to look?”

 

All we have are Seven Baseless  Machis Moes:

 

i)             Unclever

ii)            Squeal and Ask Moe

iii)           Pukey

iv)           Inclined Blame

v)            Sledge

vi)           Screwed Up

              

               And She replied to me, “About the people who think they rule us.  Those guys are sure not or should not be our leaders.  They are not  leaders of any sort.  They are lead pipe errors instead.  And they are the lead that causes us cancer.  But they are just one of the latest parade balloons rallying the  doom of selfish bullies.”

 

               I agreed.  This here life sure makes my skin crawl.

 

               Talk About  Skin Crawl, all this stuff we are commanded to do:

 

1)     Start to act like we know the few talking to us

2)     Conflicts under my skin – you friends against the others there

3)     You must get to know other people – You learn to communicate with your own kind, but not with your own mind

4)     We discuss with some inner self if the others of our people have people like the ones under our skins

5)     You must find, start communicating with, reach out to, or teach a few others (like we think they are) that have so called smart people inside of them

6)     Try to find out, ‘Are there more in the Earth or on other planets?’

7)     Do these smart people also have people inside of them

8)     Is there a problem?  Do we want a problem?  We are the problem.

9)     Do smart people make us slaves?   Knowingly?  Do some smart people make other smart people slaves?  Knowingly. 

10)   I don’t think they know how to know. 

                                                I hope you liked reading some of the stuff that I write                                                                                  Here is other stuff that I WRITE

 

Graphing A Photon Or Grabbing A Dog

 

               I heard a tapping on my window.  I looked outside and saw some, furry little thing scampering across the sidewalk and barking at me.  Here’s what came out of his mouth “Hey Mr. Mingles Man.  Manhandle my vacuum energy.  That comet comes and I don’t want to be alone.  Or is that on loan?”  Or, at least that’s what I heard coming out from his mouth.

               So, I went to the doorway.  I opened it and looked out.  With a head of a Moriarty.  And an anvil Ally to the pull of the tooth.  I smiled and said, “Fangs to you.”

               He ran around.  Bit at his tail, and replied, “Sir!   Sir!  I am not forgotten!  I want to tell you that I am for the gloss softened.  See, my bones sure ain’t rotten.  And my gravity is at my bottom.”

               I replied, “I’m not Stu you little Pid.  I can easely see that you are ‘A tail pulled by those idiots’ or was that ‘lily lads.’”

               He then growled, “At least I’m a wizard with jaws.”

               To which I said, “You sure are that Wizard who annoys.”

               He looked at me, pointed his snout, lifted his leg, and then said, “I want to point out to you that me and my friend here.  We are The Photon and The Dog.”

               And I just answered, or was that ants whirled, “Well, I can see you as The Wizard of Paws.”

               Then he replied, “Come On!  I’m not the Wizard Possessed.  Repossessed.  Retrograded.”

               I then just laughed and told him, “Yes.  Yes!  Yes, you are!  You are such a:

Pro Non,

That Makes You An Anti-Nuken

We wilt now call you our Auntie Nun.”

                Two Witch caused them to state:

 

“Eee! Nun.  See a Tun!

See that two nun!

Sea a Tuna!

And just pay me a Fee! Man!

As your g Sprees Your Nun around!”

 

               That was when I acknowledged that there were two of them, “Okay!  Okay!  I’ve head enough of this!  Or is that I’ve heard enough of that!  Well, it really is I herd enough of this herd of you two.  So, I now pronoun yous in the shape of the universe!”

               The next thing I did was step out my door.  I locked it to make my home safe.  I’m always a safe cracker when I want to go back inside.  I just do that when I’m sick of all these crackers around me.  They sure are cracked up.  Anyway, I looked up in that stye.  That’s when, in my eye I got dropped by a bird.  As usual, I complained,  “Are you Super Man Immature?”

               To which the furry one barked, “You should no that If I were a Supper Hero.  And I’m not talking about the Sand Witch.  You’re the one that I canned take a stand width.   I am Bat Man.  And you would be Foe Ward.  Or is that Four Weird.  Whatever, all we know is that, Ed Warts.  Or at least you Eats Warts.”

               I ants weird, “I know. I know now.  It’s that meteor that did it.  Boy life sure became meatier.  There it was.  It Mash Potatoed some Matter with you.  That’s Watsa Matta Wid You!  And so, now, you are just Corporal Klinger.  And look around you. All those Klingons!  This makes me feel like I am  on the banks of an Alien Stream.  I see you now.  You are one of the Jelly Fish of Jupiter.”

               After that I was tapped on my shoulder.  There was my neighbor standing in back of me.  He said, “ All this time I’ve been hearing you.  You Snapping, Napping Crew.  I see those guys!  They are the Physiolostones. Yes, it is the Photon and the Dog Time.  Because with them Time Travels Backward.  TTB!  Anytime we can see you, you guys are Back Wards.  And this proves that you, my neighbor, are a Back Wart.  Now you should listen to just what my back warns!”

               Then, before he started, I argued, or is that agreed, or I noticed some more greed, my a popsicle creed, “Yeah, sure, and that Dark Energy, the Dark Matter, those Five Point Nine Protons per cubic meter-doo!”

Pulsars met some Space Stones

In a meteoric celestial body

From the messed up helium vacuum

They're a ray right out of radiation

 

Let them  fly with the temperature of heat

Through that plasma of Kelvin's two point seven C.

 

Seven C

Seven Seas

Heaven Sees

 

Then that Atom hit a Space Dog

He sure did have a Yuri Gagarin cost flight

A Soviet  mesospheric blight

It'll find the Earth Or Bite

 

An Orbit Obit

 

Baryonic, meet the Numeric Densities

They're the neutrino stars and galaxies

From the electromagnetic dust

They're a field right out of kinetic

 

Someday, maybe mass energy will dark

And then that matter will stray out to the park

 

So when you're with the Anastrophe

You’ll have that microwave spatial probe

A vacuum background parallel rove

Five orders of magnitude prone

 

We all must learn that Hist Ionic was written up as a personality disorder.  It is  a mental condition.  One in which people are said to act in a very emute teal and dramatic way.  Anyway, that draws attention to themselves.  Magnetism is as magnetism does, but the Butt Put that reality is, is that a Canis Ionic fur tail dog bottomry has distorted some sputnickal probe.  And the seismologically connected fibers spacially sparked into fidos.  One specific Ion was positively charged, in order to get attracted to a specific negative electrode.  That Grain behind this ausweis was expediated to form a cathode.  What the waves in this form did not co-pre-med or comprehend, or corpses amend, was that that was what was framed.  And maybe farmed.  It was not a cathode but it was what the Cat Owed.  And what that Cat Owed was a Dog.

So, beware of the Photons.  They are the snarl tickles. This is the one that trickled so much that the other otter that  travelled through some wide spaces with the Atom Bombs  just bombing away.  And when that certain Photon got too much booze,  it interfered with the election of the King of the Earth!   The photon and his fiend friend fright were then ether subtracted into a particle queuer atom or (or ore)  that tomb then became a Rebel to the caustics.

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