Saturday, December 14, 2024

These Three Songs For Our Upcoming Czar

 

You Dreaded Right Winger.  You sure are a fester.  We wish that we caught you and no one would have to blister. And we don’t have to put up with your jesters.   You know you should be jailed.  But now our Democracy failed.  You tRump are  an arguable old felon.  That none of us can rely on.

 

And I wish we had sung:

(From ‘Don’t Give A Dose… by Shel Silverstein in 1972)

 

Don’t give a vote to the one who hates most

Live up to Democracy, don’t help our foes

With him in the White House We will be the ones who lose

It’ll be like living in a garbage pail and just drinking all booze.

 

More than once he raped ladies

And he banged his own gong

He called them all prostitutes, uglies, and queers

He keeps stealing our votes and stuffing us in smog

Democracies gone, Butt that dope is still here

 

               Another thing I wish we had  admitted:

               (From ‘Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other’ by Allan Sherman in January, 1963)

 

                              We should not elect a stingy president

Who’s piles his convictions high

He just smiles when eating your liver

And hitting your face with pie.

 

When he goes to the White House once more

He’ll make our living worse

He robs us in his spurts

He definitely ain’t much worth

 

He’s as selfish

as we saw he was before

We’ll be taken over

by Putin even more

 

We’ll be living in a curse

 

               And based on Hirohito’s Letter To Hitler by Carson Robinson on May 5, 1945:

 

Donald, JD Vance is your named Vice Resident

Yes, You do cause us all to really Swear

He’s the one who used to call you “What and Idiot”

Now he is Irreprehensible here!

 

We’re anxietied to have Marco Rubio

As our Secretary of State, don’t say “Nyet”

He once called you, Donald, “Little Marco”

He adds to our stress much more yet!

 

With Pam Bondi as our next Attorney General

She was a lobbyist for Ballard Partners

She worked as legal team defending Don’s first impeachment

And hasn’t done nothing good for us yet!

 

You told us Pete Hegseth’s our Defense Secretary

A Fox News host and Trump Loyalist

He’ll get paid by American Workers’ Taxed Dollars

And we’ll all go to Hell, you can gist!

 

John Ratcliffe will now be our CIA director

That former Texas Congressman who served

As director of national intelligence

In Trump’s wonderful first term!

 

You said Mehmet Oz is our new Medicare Administrator

He’s a physician who lost to John Fetterman in a 2022 race

In the early days of the pandemic, he clashed with medical experts

By promoting hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine to ward off the coronavirus!

 

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.  will be our Health and human services secretary

With no medical or public health degree

A vocal vaccine skeptic and critic of the C.D.C.

He promotes theories that suggest H.I.V. is not the true cause of AIDS!

 

Elon Musk, you put Now in charge of government efficiency effort

He’s the owner of SpaceX, Tesla and the social network X

Once a critic of You, Trump, has risen to a position of extraordinary influence

His love of money has surely made him dense!

 

Don, why do we call you a Screw Ball?

You sure act like you are a Behind!

You were supposed to be going to Jail!!

And you do not have a working mind!!!

 

 

(From ‘Hail, Hail, The Gang’s All Here’ by D. A. Esrom – Theodora Morse – in 1917)

 

Heil! Heil!  That tRump’s Gang’s there!

                              What the heck do they care?

                              What the heck do they care?!!

                              Heil! Heil!  That tRump does swear!

                              He’s our Giant Butt for now!

 

               The Crime Maga Obscenes recently stated that He’s The Person Up Our Rears.




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