We really don’t know where we
Stand. We need to understand that it is our
Feet that control Mankind. We think we
evolved our Brains. We think we are the
Brains of everything. But your Brain is
just a pair of dice. Those dice thanks
to your Feet, they make it look like Your Brain is making decisions.
That Brain of yours said, originally thought that your heart had feelings. That is how you ‘described’ that you were
caring. You are really Carring. Your Feet are Carrying. You think that you wanted to be close. Your Feet made you believe it was Your
Heart.
And those Feet also want energy. They are the ones that tell us to eat. The Feet want themselves to be able to
survive into the future, so they tell us to get married. Why else would you ‘Walk’ down that
aisle? And those Feet decided who they
want to live near. Our Feet have been moving
together to form our neighborhoods, our cities, our states and countries. You do not admit that your feet are On This World. The truth is, your Feet are this World. Your diced up Brain tells you that you are
Handy. Well, your hands used to be Feet
and the ones underneath them are the ones that taught them how to do things to
please those smarter, ruling Feet.
Your brain is like a
switchboard. To an outsider it tries to sound
like it is making the decisions. But it
is just doing what your Feet tell it to do.
And if the decision is too low and meaningless to the Feet, those Feet
let the Brain roll some dice to decide what to do.
Just look aHead of you. What do you see? Those are not Foot Prints! Those are the Foot Prince! Let’s keep at it. You’ll get a kick out of me. It definitely is not the future we care
about. It is the Foot Tour.
And look around you. You see Foot Twins and Fancy Feet. Your life sure has it’s Feet Tures. Realize it.
Everything has Feet. How far did
you just walk? You just walked fifty
Feet! And if there was a smile, in that
Mile was Five Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Feet. In grade school when you were taught about
Six Inches. You did not realize that
your teacher was really commanding you to “Have A Foot!”
Feet like to walk on boards. How about that Chairman of the Board? What does a Chair have? All Chairs have Legs. What do all Legs have? All Legs have Feet! That is how any group can be Leg Intimate!
It is time to put your Best Foot
forward. Keep in mind that the Foot
Hills are alive with the sound of moccasins.
You are best when you have your Foot in your mouth.
Where did your religion come
from? How do you believe? Do you totally believe? Or do you Toe Tally believe? For me my Toe nails it on the head. Man has a sole. Our soles are our Feet. Read the Bible, it tells us that we all need
Ark Supports.
When you are presenting to
people, you don’t want to get Booted off the stage. Realize that a mine is under ground. That’s how you keep it in mind. And that
ground is Under Your Foot. Don’t believe
that Soldier. He’ll just burn you with
his fellow Solders. After a while they
will have Sold Your away.
When you start out fighting them
you are a Tenderfoot. You want to be a
Bigfoot. Butt all you are are a Barefoot. You smell like a Footstool. No wonder people keep you Underfoot. If you knew how to fly away you could be a crowsfoot wrench and be used to tighten or
loosen fasteners in hard to reach places.
My Pal is a Hammertoe. He has Awe Toe Motive. People look at him and say “Toe Tally!” He gives them a Sock in the Jaw. What do secret agents swear? Sneak Curse.!
You have got to admit you are a
foot. Then you will Heel. Your true religion. Honor the Angels at any angle because they
are all Ankles. All those Sandals are
just Scandals. You don’t want to be
Stranded. You should just be
Standed. You don’t lose anything if you
are Stood Up. In school you should not
have Studied. You should have Stood Eked.
Even now, on your computer, you
need to ReBoot. Insole. Outsole.
Open your eyelids for your Eyelets.
You don’t need to face this world, you just need to Lace this
world. If you have a sofa, it needs your
foot on, not a futon. On TV don’t watch
the Family Feud. It is better if you
watch the Familiar Foot. All around us
there is a blood feud, butt isn’t it really a Bloated Foot?
Don’t keep worrying about Feudalism, just think, “Foot All Is Them!” And remember that a mollusk or a snail is
just a foot.
It’ll soon be time to Foot the
bill. And you don’t want your Feet to be
under another person’s spell. Come On!
Put your Foot in the door. We don’t
want you on the wrong Foot! I’ll just call
you Lead Foot!
Think about it. In your camera you have Footage. You’d love to visit the Toe Of Italy. And that song is always on your mind. “Tip Toe Through The Tulips” So come on now. Start to Toe The Line. Treat life like a game. It is Tick Tack Toe. You want Sole Proprietorship. And you will find out that “Sole” is
Argentinian currency. You are at new
heights because the sole is the bottom part of a plane.
You sure are a shoe in! Don’t put up with that Misanthrope Evil. You know that Missing Toe is Hell Full. Life is all around us. There, in the water! It is not a Turtle! It is a Toe Tis!
In
that Prison Yard you were commanded by those Three Feet. And now, do you need your Foot Stool or your
Foot’s Tool? Don’t forget, the dictator
of Russia is Footin! And don’t lose your
balance going Foot Silly at the Foot Salon.
Remember that country is not Afghanistan, it is Again I Stand!
And everyone wants to be the
Stand Ard. It is just that some greedy
liar created the Tell A Phoney to make people believe he walked to someplace,
and they only hear him speak. Well, that
was attacked when some real soles stood up and created the Walkie Talkie.
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