Honeymooners in
Space
Universe 14,
Planet 49
49th Chapter of
the Stellar Bus
“You’re a Pheasant Moon. Ooops! I
Mean, you are Pleasant Moon. I hope that
Pleases You and not Teases You! That’s Knot Anything I would do. And I don’t mean My Wood Is Due. It is only Damp. So, you can say Damp Me. Your world is pleasant. Hey! I am pleasant too!
“I am Ralph Kramden, the Diverse Driver
of this Space Star Bus. I am Diverse but
I don’t drive in Reverse. Remember, ‘This
is not a Herse.’ Although some people
call my co-worker ‘A Horse.’ Just ‘cause
someone is a Co-Worker people think he is a Cow Erker.
“Anyway, I’ve landed here, at Pan
to pick you up and give you a planned and planeted ride to Europa, Io,
Ganymede, Callisto, Amalthea, Adrastea, Lysithea, Europie, Elara, Himalia,
Kallichore, Kalyke, Thebe, and then I will take whoever is still on board to
the Planet Pluto, if you are not too
bored.
“This Jupiter sure is a wonderful
place and you sure come from a wandered full Space.
“I have been cycling through space
for many aura years. Your Saturn Turns
Me On and I am not Just an Ion. And that
sure is Just.
“You sound like a wonderful
boarding of eclipses, some of who I read are Pan, Daphnis, Atlas, Prometheus,
Pandora, Epimetheus, Janus, Aegaeon, Mimas, Methone, Anthe, Pallene, Enceladus,
Tethys, Telesto, Calypso, Dione, Helene, Rhea, Hyperion, Titan, Iapetus, and a
cute little Phoebe.
“Where I am now intentionally
cycling yous is tos Colombo, Maxwell, Bond, Dawes, Cassini, Huygens, Herschel,
Russel, Jeffreys, Kuiper, Laplace, Bessel.
“You seem like planet
creatures. There’s so Many and Womany
Moons of yous. I have a big bus so even
though we are in Outer Space, I certainly am not Out Of Space.
“I am your driver, Ralph Kramden. There may be Astros but please don’t call me
an Astro Nut. I shoot us off to many
places, real real so much that it is sur real.
With me, stuck in our work, is Ed Norton, who cleans and adjusts nuts
and bolts. I hope you enjoy that your physics is joined with my psychically
psyched wife Alice and my partner, Mr. Norton’s wife, Trixie.
“If you can understand me, I hope
you can stand me, Welcome Aboard.”
While their Spacebus Route jetted
off from the moons of Jupiter after picking up passengers to bring them to the
Rings of Saturn, Ed said “It’s the Moons
of Saturn that are going to the Rings of Jupiter.”
Trixie then tells Ed, “Pluto ain’t
a Planet Anymore!”
Ed says, “To me, it’s not a Planet
Any Less!”
That caused Alice to call out,
“Trixie, do you remember the Saturn Ring Tones?”
Chorusing back Trixie sounded:
“Oh, Space Speed to
you
Oh, Gravity Greed to Me
Here’s a Rocket Soon
To The Moon
Do You want to
Come fly with Ralph and me
We are Alice and Trixie
And Our flight will be Auroral
Go We, All Of Us.”
Ralph Kramden stayed in his bus
seat because sitting makes it feel like
it is his turn to land for the moons.
Then Ed grunted, “Or Are you
saying that I am a Fowl?”
Ralph clucked, “Owl Not Decide!”
Trixie poked in, “Well, If I am
Gone, You have to Go with me.”
Alice jabbed at Ralph, “I cannot
meet the Width of You!”
Ed laughed and said, “He sure eats
more than Meat. He’ll eat more than any
of us.”
Then Ralph, Ed, and Alice told a
Moon in their solaring bus, “This Spacecraft is My Spacecraft Too! We Keep Teaming up with Comets. And that
causes Eclipses;”
The Moon then asked Ralph and Ed
and Alice Too, “Is this their Musical
Mars?
To me it seems
like the Museum of Marked Marx.”
Trixie snickered, “Well, for me,
You See ‘em One and You See ‘em fall.”
Ralph Kramden told her, “Trixie, space is Ed’s French toast.”
Alice Kramden then snared, “That's because Ed is not on Theodolite.”
Ralph Kramden went on, “ Oh! You
got jokes. You just a regular Umklapp sitcom. Huh, Alice?”
Then Ralph, after they get kicked
out of the P-Wave, “Ed's parliax rings. What are you doing? We got to get back
in there.”
Ed snorted, “No time to PDA. We've
got a major backup in the Seyfert Galaxy.”
This caused Ralph to ask, “How come every time we go out they Calabi-Yau?”
Ed couldn’t think, I'm a
specialist. It's like being a Space Velocity or Spark Spectra.”
Ralph then went on, “Yeah, but Spectal-Bandwidth
won't let us get our Astatine beat down in a Polytrope.”
That got Alice to say to Ralph, “Kramden:
You are Candela, you know that? You ought to have your Heisenberg examined!”
Ralph whispered, “I'll
have my Heisenberg examined anywhere in the Ultraviolet Stars, and you know
what they're gonna find when they look in there? N-Magnitude!”
Realizing what he said, Ralph put
in, “Unlike most Dopplers, E Galaxy is a
Sublattice Magnetization. Like Seed Nuclei, Rossette Nebula, or Damped
Oscillation. So, One of these days,
Alice—pow! Straight to the Moon!"
That caused Mimas to say,
“Hippocrace is best in space Right Now. As You do what You want to do Allowed. You call us Jerkies that need a Plow. Chunk! Chunk!
You Little Moo Moos are silly Now.”
Ralph then said, “Did you say ‘Biopendix. Or Buy All
Pendix?’ This is just My Old
Appendix. All these Physics Cists who see
We Are Wolves. I am sick of all those
Psychotic Wrists. But I get paid to
drive around Wrists and Brows or Sits and Bros.
If they hear me, they say that I’m always wrong. I wish we were only boarded and not bored.”
Another riding moon said to Ed,
“Your ordained order is an odder otter in outer space.
Is this a star
craft or a stark Chart up the stair chair as you see off the Stir Track. Are you starting another wreck? You think you sure are Smart. Heck!
Start Thinking across this Universe.”
Alice then said, “Launch!”
And Ralph said, “Space is a Radial
Velocity Alice, a Real Radial Velocity.”
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