School Means Always To Say It Over Again And Again

 

              I was there, walking down the block, on the sidewalk, along the neighborhood street, when I saw a squirrel hop out of a tree to the cement in front of me.  He had an acorn in his mouth and a large tail.  Then a skunk ran out from the bushes  and chased that skunk.  I chased that skunk and I was chased by an armadillo. 

              That grew me into  life and stuff like life being natural for me.  I worried at first.  Then I got used to looking around.  And I eventually got used to being in a world when I got outside the house.  That is not all that became to me.  Numbers are an example of how my memory was not going good.  People remembered phone numbers, ages, salaries.  Or at least they claimed to remember things.  A lot of times, they got them wrong.  They told me I was wrong, if I pointed the answer or how I thought and determined it, I pointed that out to them.  I knew I was wrong, a lot.    I knew I needed to write those down if I don’t use them a lot.  I still need to write things down a lot.    But I do know one.  And I, soon, as a kid, knew one plus one.  And not too much later on, I knew one plus one plus one.  Then I came to understand two, three, four, and so on.  It was not difficult for me to go through the same growth but with minus instead of plus.  Within a year I grew my understanding of multiplication as a grouping of pluses.  Needless to say, division is a relative of multiplication.  About half a year later I squared numbers.  My mind enlarged into three times, four times, five times and more of the same numbers.  And, of course, there easily came square roots and their relatives.  Math kept growing in my brain.  Along with math I began to see and reveal to my understanding the periodic table.  That got me to expand into elements, chemicals, and different reactions to heats and smells and burnings and non-breakables.  Chemistry and Biology, elements joined or disjointed specific other chemicals.  Cells grew out of rotating electrons joining one element with another element into liquids, solids, and gases, which clumped together, sometimes forming living cells which pushed and pulled each other into forming cell fish and shell fish and rabbits and frogs and human beings.

              Life grew on and I paid attention to and realized some people got Night Married.  For some of them, that grew into Nightmares.  For others it was and still is Knight Marvels.  How about a Night on Mars.

              My friend did it for his own Insurance.  I think it was everyday life Verses Uninsured Ants and Knuckles too.

              To assure my asteroids I took up the Hemorrhoid entrance to weirdness.com.  I clicked “Log Head” in the corn hairs of the Upper Right. My insecure name is ,”Damage Winters.”  My past worse is “Parrish Now And Again.”

              I go to have my rages.  Clickety Click Clock.  I’m a Hound Around the Block.  Or, at least my brown curls appear to be so.  If you scroll down to where it says “Tiled Gallery” you can add to what is shown.  The world won’t commence with “Aunt Jean Knew It Ties.”   That is what I had on your Homepage previously.  The third rock from the left is what I wanted to plaster on my front door of your spider website.  It was made from a poof version of my journey that I had when I was renewing spider legs before my parish perished.  I used to have a tool that I could select a part of a Grand Action and save it as “TORNADO” in a world drama.  I do not have that tool anymore. 

              I tried to attach the two cements I just dug up.  My life would not let me do it.  Sorry that I cultured these motion sicknesses and could not spend them on vacation.

              I have a new flight cape.  I also had a bunch of rats repair my old superman cape.  They deleted what I had and loaded a new operating system.  The fools I acted like saved me over the years I no longer have.  I don’t want to keep buying new tools.  I indefinably will find a free venison I can suck the blood out of.  Unfortunately, I cannot get the “Tornado Doc “ I wanted on that  “Tomato Rock” first.

              If I cast my “Premises” at this time, I’m useless in space on the front of the meteor shower but I cannot eat all those swords.  I also wanted to save “Mutiny” as another “STAGE” in my spider web.

              Sorry I cannot do what a tortoise  does.  I hope to get myself on an asteroid again soon.  I hoped to learn Deutsch in high school.  My brother learned that, for four years, and he was the head of that class.  He had learned Russkiy Yazyk while in grade school from listening to his shortwave radio because he disliked the people who were around while he was growing up so he listened to broadcasts emphasizing what is wrong with us and our area and he was emphasized so much that he learned the foreign speak while listening to a certain other country with the cells in his mind activated to be able to understand and speak that language permanently.  That growth of cells continued with the want and ability to memorize, understand, learn, and speak other languages.   At his new want that those cells told him what to want.

              I liked math and science in grade school and high school.  I joined the physics club my freshman year but I did not complete the semester in it because I could not understand what other people around me were conversing about.  In Biology Class I interpreted what insects had inside parts of their bodies.  In Chemistry Class the teacher allowed me not to pay as much attention because I knew and interpreted correctly what he taught us.  I did not have to pay attention because he asked me to interpret what he was saying to a new student.  I had to not pay attention at the present because I had to share and pass on understandably what he said in the past that was connected to what he was saying at the present to this new student.

              That was then and this is now.   I graduated.  Some did not graduate.  Some went on for more licensed learning.  But official or not, School is all the time.  I count. You claim to be a Count. If this is your Nation that is a common day shun.  Do you know somebody?  I think you ‘NO’ everybody.

              And you just began to yell:

                                          

                                           Oh My God

                                           Oh My Dog

                                           Oh My

                                           Oh My

                                           Oh My

                                           It’s a Frog

                                           You Owe Me One, Fog!

 

              Then you said, because of my talking, you missed a call. Well, let me tell you, that was not a missed call, when you talk, I cannot see,  that is a Mist Call!  You’re such a Fog Horn!  And when you point me out to other people, you say I am “Hiss” “Fat” and that Otter Thing!  I’ll just call you a Kingly Kong Stalk Thing.

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Boy Did I Berne, Churn, and Burn, But Not Learn Something

 

              I said, “ I’ve got to tell you:  ‘Johnny, your Pa has no headroom!  He just snores like a pest!!  And Johnny, your Pa fills up our gloom!!!  He brings us all Down in his nest!!!!  All can tell that we sure ain’t blessed!!!!!’”

              And Johnny told me, “He makes life easier than ever!  You never make life easy for me!”

              Then I said, “Your Gym sure is toxic.”

              And Johnny asked me, “Is this whole Glen sonic?”

              I asked, “Could you even spell what I had to say?”

              And he said, “Nope, but I can sure smell what you had Tuesday!”

              That caused me to ask, “Who is your father?”

              Johnny said, “Ivan.”

              I asked, “Ivan Who?”

              He said, “Ivan Hoe.”

              So, I asked, “How How How?”

              Johnny replied, “He is the king of the Spruce Mints.” 

              That caused me to say, “Spruce Mints,  you sure shred that around here!”

              And Johnny explained to me, “Blue Mist here, Clue Less there.  Hear a jerk? They’re some jerks.  Ever wear a Jerks Work?  The second snow is off the season seasons for us humans who the rat king who dug a hole to our universe.  Black Hole, Wack Whole, Smack All, Snack Call.  When I die you will need another eye to get your snake eyes on your dice move.”

              So, I sang:

 

                                         “Marching machine nose

                                           Marching maraschinos

                                           You are a mussed up matching gross jerk to fight me.”

              And then some sixth grader wacked me with his portable stop sign that he directs the students actually going to class down the three aisled hall.  Kindergarteners go there.  First through sixth graders go there.  Seventh and Eighth graders walk the middle.

              The bathrooms are generally open so the teachers can yell in them to stop kids from smoking.  The school library has an entry door and an exit door.  You cannot enter with anything other than notebooks and a pencil.  You can exit only after going through the line where the teacher records the books or computer records of what you need to study for your classes.

The art class room is in the same room as the science room.  This is for Seventh and Eighth graders.  The teacher either has the students paint on canvas or mix chemicals together that would burn their hands if they were not careful.

              I decided to just walk down the hallway from where I sit at the beginning of school in my assigned home room to the English class when the first bell rings so I can learn nouns and verbs and how to use adjectives and adverbs.  These are the objectives we were all told have.  Well, I certainly object to that.  Obviously, my brain cannot observe adverbs when they obtuse from all the abuse I get.  It’s just another tooth decaying from the truth.  So, I booth.

              I asked my teacher, “I owe you nothing?”

              He told me, “And you are nothing.”

              That caused me to reply, “So!  I Owe You?”

              The middle class chorus marched by singing:

 

                             “Please accept

                               Pleas except

                               Fleas Exceptional

                               Trees Accept Canal

                               A Con Dorch

                               Acorn Door Rye Toe

                               Geez!  Accept That Bull

                               Freeze and expect a null

                               Misinformation or Miss In The Form Of The Nation

                               That’s a toon of

                               The tuna that slaves to pay my son

                               He sure is a son of a toupee.”

 

              The Kindergarteners then joined singing:

 

                             “Please accept

                               Pleas except

                               Fleas Exceptional

                               Trees Accept A Canal

                               A Con Dorch

                               Acorn Door Rye Toe

                               Geez!  Accept That Bull

                               Freeze and expect a null

                               Misinformation or Miss In The Form Of The Nation

                               That’s a turn down

                               That’s the stinker who slaves my son.”

 

              I asked Johnny “Was that what was said by her or are you just sad by her?”

              Johnny replied, “She said she had to Meet Mark at the Meat Market so she can get the Meat Mark Et.”

              And I responded, “Well, to me, Mark is probably an E.T.  He sure seems like an Extra Terrestrial because there is so much Extra of him in my Territory.  He sure Exerts his Terror To Me.”

              And we had to stop our conversation.  There was a programming assignment to rip off one of our client’s investors.  OB didn’t know how to do it.  I knew how to do it.  OB got vocally mad at me whenever I updated the code and did not do it.  I just refused to do it and kept updating the code.  Several times he’s told me that he’s the genius and he knows how to do it but he wants me to figure out how to do it so I might be able to do it again for another client.  I told him that I had figured out how to do it.  I then told him “I am being honest to you when I tell you I refuse to do it because I am being honest.”

              Boy, school is getting Artificially Ineluctable as my lack of learning time goes on.   On the mainframes we would call it “structured code.”  On the pc’s we would call it “objected oriented code.”  What some of the bosses did was called “spaghetti code.”

             

              The principal came by and sang to us:

 

                                                       “Shades Of Life

 

                                                          Red to keep us going

                                                          Hand in Hand

                                                          Over Sand and Shale

 

                                                          Blue will shut my eyes

                                                          From killing sorrow

                                                          And regret hate

 

                                                          Green floats in the distance

                                                          To breath as told

                                                          In time and need

 

                                                          Grey my nearing sunrise

                                                          A steady pulse

                                                          Felt now and last.”

 

              So, I got into class.  Sat at my desk.  And the teacher told us that People are the Pets and the Pets are the owners.  Here is how she said it:

 

“A children’s story.

A turtle, “These two humans are driving me bats.  They keep coming in here and pulling me into their hands.  I got to show them who’s boss by pooping in my water dish and peeing in my food dish. 

I got to dig up everything and keep turning over my log so they get some exersize by straightening up the shavings and putting the log in place.  Boy they are hard to teach.”

 

 

The Pig Got Up

You Can Tell:

I’m the one who should tell people what to do.  I can lie.  I don’t have to answer for anything.  You can tell them all to go to Hell

 

Amen:

I’m very religious.  I’ve been a member and a leader in several different churches over the years.  Churches that supply women to rich men.  Churches that organized wife swapping parties.  Churches that control various political parties.

 

Who Boozes:

I drink.  How the Hell else do I keep this up.  I have no drinking problem.  Just cause you have a problem doesn’t mean that I have a problem.  All the people around me drink.  If you have a problem with that just  keep your mouth shut.

 

By the company:

The corporate World.  The Wall Marts.  The Wall Street.  Some corrosive chemicals distribution center.  No one else will take the responsibility.  He was a dock hand.  The company was owned by his uncle.  They were about to let him go.  Another uncle hired him at an electronics company.  He worked for the salesmen

 

Who Chooses:

There is no choice.  That is the way the world is.  She sleeps around.  He sleeps around.  They are both drunks.  They abuse other people.  They rob and steel and brag about themselves.  Just buck up. 

 

When that was said:

He was caught sleeping with his brother’s secretary.  She is twelve years younger than his wife.  His wife was sleeping with his brother’s secretary’s husband.  He is twelve years younger than his wife.  He got caught.  She did not.  She got mad that people would realize that “He was cheating on her.”  Not that cheating occurred but that someone was more attractive than her.”

 

              I got disgusted, got up from my desk, and left.  That keeps happening over and over again.  She thinks she is great.  She says she is the only one who cares about family.  She keeps telling us to give it all up for her.

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Lunar Blades

 

Honeymooners in Space

Universe 14, Planet 48                           

48th Chapter of the Stellar Bus

 

 

              “You’re a peasant. Ooops! I Mean, you are pleasant. Your world is pleasant. Hey!  I am pleasant too!

              “I am Ralph Kramden, the General, the Commodore, the Captain, the Driver of this Space, the Final Renter of this Star Bus.  Remember, ‘The Use Us Us Extra Times.’

              “I’ve landed here to pick you up and give you a gentle ride, an enjoyable endurement, a wonderful transportation to wherever you want to go.

              “And where you want to go.  Where you have to go. 

              “Our first stop will be  the Ethereal.  And this place is not objective.  It is an object.  This is where some of you will be ejected.   I’ve read on the map that it is Extremely Delicate and light shines in a way that seems too perfect for this world.

              “Then some of you will visit an extremely Mellifluous Antiquark.  And to me that is a sound that is sweet and smooth, pleasing to hear.  And I said, ‘To Me,’  not ‘Tummy!’

              “Vinylly, I mean Finally, the rust of you, I mean the rest of you will be dumped, I mean escorted, deported, resorted to the Resort of  Quixotic.  That place is a well known Acceleron – exceedingly idealistic for the unrealistic, or impractical.

              “I hope you all get together enthusiastically, riding up the cross walk to action into your seats, which can extend back so you can rest.  And some of you have paid for cabin rooms to take you on your way.

              “You seem like pleasant creatures.  There’s that family of Sudoriferous Glands. And they are accompanied by their neighbor, Columnar Epithelium.  Mr. Neutron Star and his work mate Magnetosphere Shield.  We also picked up Cosmic Ubiquity.  I hope you get along with Stream O. Plasma.  There’s that whole household of Mr. Accelerating Particle.  And the Unwed, but not for long, Miss Faraday Field Lines.

              “This company, that keeps me space coasting, is called the Omnibus Diverter, which is operated by some operators, and I try to think that we  enjoy working for them, and that is again and their gain, if you ask ‘Huh.’  They are the United Field Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices.  Someone keeps sending spending patrons various materialized matters across what is called various regions, solar and otherwise, where I call space, it might be known to you as ‘The Outer Limits’  but that is the Limit of what I say and do.

              “I am your driver, Ralph Kramden.  I drive you off the walls to the many things we call structures.   With me, lucky me or not, is Ed Norton, who plums and washes,  keeps the emotions along with the gravity up.  He once was called   a neighbor, but now I have little idea of where he is at most of the time.  I hope you enjoy that your trip is joined with my wife Alice and my partner, Mr. Norton’s wife, Trixie.

              “If you can understand me, Welcome Aboard.”

              Ed then said to Ralph, as the latest passengers were boarding, “Are you losing your magnitudinal  footing?  Just tell them you’re the driver!”

              Ralph replied, “I'm not driving anybody crazy. You're just jealous, that's all. And you know why you're jealous? Because you know that in this space, to you it is always tomorrow night!”

              Apricity, a passenger, asked, “Now, tell me, sir, what do you do for a Driving?”

              Ralph Kramden stammered to him “I brive a dus.”

              Apricity,  “You bribe with dust?”

              Ralph went on, “I astrodust my drives.”

              Apricity concluded, “You divide astro dust? Oh, I see, you're a big bang driver. It that it?”

              Then Ed tried to help Ralph out, “Apricity, Tell me, have you discussed this in your home solar system? Have you talked it over with your wife?”

              Apricity said to Ed,  “Yes I did, and regardless, I am going for this $99,000 loss.”

              Tittynope and Cattywampus askewed, “If any of the Re Dwarfs ever get spectrum, it'll be your  responsibilities to go and Venus with them.”

              Alice commented,  “Oh, that is a very important telementry, Ralph. You better start now and find out what the spectroscopes are at Bolometer.”

              Trixie then said, “Like we say in the solar equation, ‘Asteroids and Tides wait for no moon!’"             

              Ed then said to Cattywampus, “I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three solar flares ago when I was in school, they rocketed  me off to teach me some sewer. I felt just like a fish without clean water.”

              Tittynope said his school fired him from his moon,  “Ol' Ed Norton, reliable ol' Ed Norton, cycling 17 years in this solar quest. And now everything's down the drain!”

              Ralph did his commenting, "What I SAY About Solar Eclipses Is One Thing; How I FEEL About Asteroids Is Something Else!"

              Cattywampus spoke finishingly,  "Roche Limit My Yellow Dwarf? If I Keep This up, I'll Lose My Old Azimuth!"

              This made Alice to whisper to Ralph, “ Spectrum ‘antidrakeequationism’.”

              Ralph whispered back,  “I'll sputnik it.”

              Cattywampus pointed out to Ralph,  “You sure do sidereal it!”

              Alice added,  “Ralph! You sure do smell it!  Too!”

              Trixie went along and called out, “Ralph!  You’re are a background radiation!   A Real Racked And Ground Up Radiation!”

              Lining up and marching there came this group of  passengers: Petrichor, Ethereal, Mellifluous, Kakorrhaphiophobia, D Eccrine, and the Cosmic Ubiquities, and they looked, pointed, smiled, and sang to Ralph and Ed:

 

                                                          Okay, Spectro Stellar

                                                          What Ever’s Beamsplitter Blazar

                                                          The Faculae’s not ours to Cepheid

                                                          Okay Selenocentric Seyfert

                                                          What’s Wilting is Languishing

.

              Alice touched him on his shoulder and said, “Ralph.  See.   You don’t need a Trip To The Moon!”

 

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A Bat Bit Here, A Man Wolfed There, Hear My Mind, Dare My Find, Everywhere A Frankenstein

 

Boy, the way me, Dracula, slays

I Bites those necks on everyone day

Flies sure like to eat that way

I miss my grave

 

See me fly at night again

You can Hear my growls from the cemetery glen

Wooden stakes can make me sleep if

Larry Talbot is caged in a pen

 

Didn’t see no mirrored gate

Just  a full moon night up at eight

My own wings are my own fate

I’m another one you hate

 

Bones to me are my casket

You sure are my skeletonet

Die like you when garlic gets in my way

 

Take your final sundown dance

You’ve No Mourners, only a bunch of ants

Let’s act like you are buried in clay

I’m A Vampire, you must obey

 

You’re going to be a Monster Soon

Exit your grave on the next Full Moon

Eruptions make my Mountains Bloom

So much more that I slay

 

I’ll sure laugh when you are dead

Your veins are dried and my teeth are red

That Minister can scare me with that cross on my head

That’s not my way

 

You have there what is not a mirror

You should know just a plate

I sure love the cemetery gate

You think you’re King Kong

You’re just a Primate

Mister we can use a man like Lon Chaney Junior Again

 

See the way my Killers wave

Souls are lost when the moon makes shades

We’ll drink blood like it’s lemonade

Teeth are our way

 

And you see those werewolfs then

With Fur like squirrels in an underground den

Master we could use a slave

Like Larry Talbot again

 

You don’t need a wooden stake

In the afternoon we all have to wait

Lift up to the full moon, I wish it stayed

My bat friends just play

 

My Years in Transylvania spent

I Dug in deep when those necklines bent

I’m just your doom, you paid my rent

Hide that cross’s rays

 

And the world of darkness is a lore by Garou

Typically, in five distinct forms:

 

Homid -  humanoid

Glabro – hulking man

Crinos – wolf man form

Hispo – larger wolf

And Lupus, the normal wolf form

 

You’re Renfield, he’s Renfield, you’re all Renfield.  Loyal to me, Dracula, with the hopes of turning into vampires yourselves, so you can enjoy the abuses you inflict upon others.

 

Others?

Others!

 

Abraham Van Helsing

Lucy Westenra

Quincey Morris

Arthur Holmwood

Mina Harker

Jonathan Harker

Renfield

Dr. John Seward

 

Others?

Odders!

 

Gwen Conliffe

Sir John Talbot

Maleva

Ben Talbot

Inspector Frederick Abberline

 

Sick Too and Evil

Open Life Out

 

Elizabeth Lavenza

Captain Robert Walton

Dr. Henry Clerval

 

 

 

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