Honeymooners in
Space
Universe 13,
Planet 43
43rd Chapter of
the Stellar Bus
“Hello and Time Yourselves to those Elephants
of Elements of you Ioniclades. I am your
Space Bus Driver, Ralph Kramden. I claimed
to see you are waiting to board. I hope
and not hopped that you are not bored, burs, bosons, who keep gluoning on and
on. I will Biosphere both you Shelled
Muons and Unshelled Leptonic Inhabitants. Even though I have my own Higgs, You strong gravitrons claim you sure are most
applied, Hadrons and Pioneds, to come on up, you Helium Symmetrics of
Hypothetic Integer Spins, and your fellow Theoretic Particles of Composites. I hope your antiquarks continue to comprise.
“My solar panel, Ed Norton, well he
calls me a particle, but he is just an employee of mine, anyway, Ed will take
you time reversal objects to this ship’s
most current confusion. Another ionosphere
spears with plastid solutions, but
thanks to my company’s builders, and claimed by Ed, you have now as your past
and what gasses I passed will be your future.
“Antineutrinos along this meson of coaster of your unlikely charged measures will
mediate until you get to your paid for radiation Rous spacials. Those are numbered off in this Outer Space
Transportational Glory.
“After a color confinementric of Grand
Unified Theories, and at rest light squareds , we will timely to forward and
backward at the not nearby Vice Versa, which
You naturally lack relativity, so
we will square the speed of you with light
decay.
“I am a member of a group of Omnibus
Diverter operators who will act like we enjoy working for the United Field
Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices, and if this is your future,
my group claimed we had enjoyed it. You
can call me Ralph, or Mr. Kramdem, when you think, I am supposed to assist you.
No ignorance will be detected due to
Edward Norton, our version of an engine’s ear, in the way that he
thinks, if you can call that thinking, he does. Included obit orbiting, our differing number
of neutrons there is Ed’s wife, Trixie,
and mine, Alice, I alike.
“Welcome aboard.”
Alice tapped on my shoulder and
said, “Traveling through time and space is a concert that inherits wines reversing
physical dimensions of our universe with the slow of thoughts. While the
traveling of photons to the past or gravitations to the future is enslaving,
current psychological understating, primarily bruised with Einstein's theory of
relativity, snuggles those wide time dilutionations (glowing with slime) and
their substancable, true time travel, especially to the past, which gives me
the highly speculative and potentially problematics.”
Ralph then asked, “Do you want a
small knot or a big knot?”
Alice replied, "I would like to
get my own time. I don't want to hear, or have heard a peep out of your herd of
horns."
Ralph to Alice, "Get a load of
these Atom Particles with their fundamental building blocks of matter who think
they will travel on our bus through space and time. They don’t inhibit fusion nuclear properties unless they are governed
by their own principles of physics."
A travelling Tachyon Potent Pull said, “Thanks
to Einstein, we know that this Easter you will go the slower time passages. So, a nary of fast spaceships think they are in
a time merchant to the fusillion. Five years on a ship traveling at 99 percent
the speed of light, with their 2.5 years out and your 2.5 years back, dark
matters interactions to roughly 36 years on Earth.”
Ralph yells, "OW!"
Ed smirked, "Hear more, Part 1? Was that ears on Earth? What is Earth without its Ears?"
Ralph envisioned "If I had two
Ed Nortons in my class. That One was smart. And my buddy is the other
Norton."
A fellow boarded electron whispered
to Trixie, “Back travelling in time to
allow so called life forms to enter the ship in the forms of people, objects,
or histories as they are seen to ‘come from nowhere.’ Such causality loomed evidence of innovation that
existed in spacetime. Putt their ordering cannot be determined. The abomination
of objects ionized that are ‘cell-existing’ in this way is often viewed as pavilions.”
Trixie then answered, “Don't forget
the 50 minute lecture! A Peacemaker is not a Space Maker and you think you are
a Space Marker. You are just a Dog
Barker."
The Atomic Particles that rented
cabins and their fellow Space Constituent Anti-Particles sure seemed to like visiting
Quarks and Leptons, until they exited and moved throughout the universe. Even
the seemingly Empty Vacuum villages of space contains racing amounts of Atoms
and Subatomic Particles.
When he began floating towards his
driver’s chair Alice said, "Why don't you take advantage of the time you
have now to go to sleep?"
To which Ralph smiled and replied
"You're right. I'm sorry that I telescoped at you. Good night." Ralph
then kissed Alice. Ralph aimed towards his
docking maps where he snores with the alarm clock ringing five o' clock.
That means that it's time for him to go to work the senator of the
universe. Which universe? No one wonders. They are definitely not Wonderful here.
As the ship sped forward it remained
uncertain whether the passengers travelled to the past, which would be physicsally
possible. So much travel, if at all feasible, may give rise to destinations of
chrome star walls. Forward time travel, outside the usual sense of the
perception of time, is an extensively observed phenomenon and is well
understood within the framework of special relativity and general relativity.
However, riding atom bodies both advance and delay more than a few milliseconds compared to
an earthly body who is not easing with current technology. As for backward time
travel, the bus finds possible solutions in general relativity that allow for the
travelers, such as a rotating black hole. Traveling to an arbitrary point in
spacetime has very limited support in theoretical physics, and is usually
connected only with quantum mechanics and Ralph brings them through a lot of
wormholes.
Ralph woke up and looked at the
driver’s seats screens and said, "TV or Not TV?"
To which Ed replied, "Ralph, me and Alice tossed an ion to
see who would get your mind set. She said, 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It
was tails, so you’re still lost."
Ralph turned to Alice, "Don't
look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That's how we got
married."
Alice smirked "Uncontinental
Behavior."
A physics landing plane suggested
that they consort a family of particles traveling back in time, who they like. The Hypothetical Tachyon, riding this faster-than-light particle ship, would just theoretically
travel back in time, but all their existences are now uncertain.
The Conducting Material asked
“Gentlemen, what seems to be the trouble?"
Ralph yelled, "Why should I seem to be the trouble?
I'll tell you what the trouble is. First, space makes his and my wife miss
training classes because Ed can't keep a life alive. Then he comes
in here and it seems like he put handcuffs on my wrists. That isn't
enough. I ask him does he want a drink of water, no. I ask him to get me
something to eat, no. He doesn't want to do anything until he gives up and says the world’s a match. Then to my mind,
I have to be handcuffed to this
Minneapolis."
Unconstructed Conductor ran away
screaming to the other passengers, "Minneapolis? Galaxicons, this bus
isn't going to Minneapolis. We are going in the other direction to Northern
Lights."
Ralph looked to Alice and laughed,
“Honey, together we are Out Of This World.”
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