Saturday, July 26, 2025

A Big Trip Feeling Small

 

Honeymooners in Space

Universe 13, Planet 44

44th Chapter of the Stellar Bus

 

            “Hello, Cellular here, and Cellular there, Solar Cellular everywhere. Welcome all you beyond Atomic Cellular organisms, organizations, and organs of the Cellular Nations.  Welcome to your well padded and somewhat and someone’s trip to Atomic Solar Substations.  You Carbons I hear.  Your Nitro grins fair there.

            “I am your Space Bus Driver, and Cellar Repellant, Ralph Kramden.

            “I enjoy picking up from your planet of Radioactive Mineral  which I am told is inhabited and inhibitioned by several human sized Geological Specimens, you visiting elements, you  Uraniums, Thoriums, and several Potassiums.  Come aboard and undergo radioactive decay.  I provide no delay of processing emits,  ionized radiations,  Alpha, Beta, and Grammatically Common examples include nice looking and neighborhood Uraninite, Autunite, and I see even Torbernite.

            “Please come on board using my Event Risings.  We will be going to such a  fine black hole. Some call this the ‘point of no return.’   Heck my grandmatational pull is so intensive that nothing, not even light, can escape. Ride up and join us on our Accretion Disk.  What matters is our gas, dust, and even stars that we will get close by to a black hole.  Your buddies  can  pull you into a swirling disk called an Accreditations Risk. The master of our acceptance heats up due to friction and can emit Interstellar Radiation, making many flacked holes sometimes time changing as bright objects against the universe’s darkness.

            “My company, ergo spherically called the Omnibus Diverter operators who will act like we enjoy working for, with, width, and from the United Field Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices.  We keep rotating black holes into an ergo sphere, across various regions outside the event horizons where space-time is dragged around the black hole, making it impossible to stand still.

            “No broken living spaces will be noticed, or be noviced, due to  Edward Norton, who wants me to call him  ‘Engine’s Piston’, in case he thinks, as his thoughts are stinking.   That’s what he does.   Speaking of doves and dugs and doubts, rounding out our various vacuous orbits, my differing versions of friends and relatives here we have Ed’s wife, Trixie, and mine, Alice, I alike.

            “Welcome aboard.”

            From this boarding planet, which is similar to Ralph’s parents’ Jupiter and Saturn, a lot of what atoms make up living man sized cells, living organisms; only a small selection of the inhabitants, four of which are carbon (C), hydrogen (H), nitrogen (N), and oxygen (O)—make up 96.5% of  the admitted colonies.

            As the gaseous paid riders entered and comforted into the various transporting seats and rooms, Ralph explained to Ed that some black holes that are surrounded by an even horizon, including a boundary marking the point of no return, is their looked for target horizon, that can accretion  a disk, with its swirling disk of gas and various dusts that has been pulled in by the black hole's gravity.  Such as the case of this rotating black hole, which is ahead of us.  “See there!    There's also an ergo sphere, a region where it's impossible to stand still in time and atomic size due to that black hole's rotation.”

            Ed replied, "Oh, that sounded like when you sold an iron to my mother."  While Ed was responding to their boarding  of tranportationers after many people humorously misinterpreted those leading targets of various outside planets going to microscopic, under the view of human’s to the punchline, about running out of landing spaces.

            "I told you so." Was the common phrase Trixie used when Ed listens to the inevitably lies, of  Ralph's verbalizations.

            That first landing ticket stated Thorium, with its atomic number 90.   The bus approached a landing strip composed of 90 protons and 142 neutrons.   There was posted no political posters, such as neutral atoms with their 90 electrons distributed a holy cross of energy levels, followed with those masses of electron configurations [Rn]7s²6d². These electrons occupy specific orbitals (s, p, d, and f) within those energy levels. Specifically, the outermost electrons reside in the 6d and 7s orbitals.

            Ed then told a Cellular Water Molecule customer, "If my wife Trixie is looking in, such as when I come home, she keeps saying, 'I told you so,' I'm gonna star belt you right in the mouth!"

Ed's threat during a comet  lighting accompanied by playful dynamite and Trixie's rejections.

            The busload travelled and landed within some atom  range the size of a few tenths of a nanometer to several nanometers across. More than 10 million hydrogen atoms will now visit carrying  crosses on the heads of their pins. Alice sure thinks atoms have the basic constitutions of molecules, cells, humans, and planets. The Honeymooner’s bus now contained about a billion billion billion (10^27), and Ralph’s bosses claim they are paying atom visitors.

            Ralph googled his eyes and yelled, “Hooolllddd it! Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THINGS ARE GOING ON MY BUS HERE?”

            That caused Alice to reply, “Nothing, Ralph. Space Carriers were just taught to carry these space biscottis.”

            Trixie added, “Right, Ralph. Stellar Nucleosynthesis are just teaching us to use the mass experiencing of an exceptionally high rate of star formation.”

            Ralph grunted, “Ohhhhhhh, Complex Carbon Atoms just keep teaching us to do the molecular evolution. Oh ho ho! That puts a cosmic light on everything. For a microscopic there, when I radioactively waved in there, I didn't know what you were glowin'. Now I know, Carbon was teaching you the moon in space. That makes a world of difference! FULLERENE OUT! OUT!”

            And a passenger workings cell and the molecule that deprives him said, “But, Mr. Kramden, it's fun!”

            Which caused Ralph to point out, “And YOU, at YOUR stage, should be ASHAMED of yourself!  When massive stars reach the end of their lives, they explode in powerful events called supernovae.”

            And Ed Norton snickered, “Hello, Mrs. Kramden. It's nice of you to supernova us. My, what a beautiful planet you made appear! By the way – Cosmic Burials, anyone?”

           


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