Honeymooners in
Space
Universe 13,
Planet 42
42nd
Chapter of the Stellar Bus
“Hello and Solar Sphere to all of
you Cascails. I am your Space Bus
Driver, Ralph Kramden. I see you are
waiting to board. I hope you are not
bored, both you Shelled Inhabitants and Unshelled Galactropod Inhabitants. I have my own inhibitions. You intelligent asteroids sure are most
applied, alide, and allowed to come on up, you families of Solaric Cascails and
your fellow Terrarial Pulsardic Galactros.
I hope your molecules continue to chase.
“My partner, Ed Norton, well he
calls me his partner but he is just an employee of mine, anyway, Ed will take you
Comets to this ship’s most generational
fusion. Another place’s toilet just
flushes, but thanks to my company’s
builders, and claimed by Ed, you can now thrust your flatulence landing
scailics.
“Glide along this roller coaster of
your entry lines until you get to your paid for radiationerous spacials numbered
off in this Outer Space Transportational Glory.
“After a setapac of flight fantasy
and frequency starburls we will claim to land at the not nearby Gasgalaxiods. You
naturally lack a gravity so we will depart you with an impacternal
spurd.
“I am a member of a group of Omnibus
Diverter operators who enjoys working for the United Field Hyperbolics fleet of
mass transportational devices. You can
call me, or Ed, when you think we can assist you. No ignorance will be displayed by Edward
Norton, our version of an engineer, or so he thinks, if you can call that
thinking, he does. Included in your
fleeting there is Ed’s wife, Trixie, and
mine, Alice, I alike.
“Welcome aboard.”
Trixie then laughed at most of the
entering Radiations and their Magnetic Energy companions. At that time Alice smirked at Mrs. Carbonaceous
Chondrite bringing in her little meteorites. Those loading this time have only
a very small hypothetical extraction of materials from the asteroids with which
they cannot retract into. Whispering to
Alice, Ralph began calling them either Osmium or Palladium.
Ralph said, “If any of the Radio
Waves ever get spectremed, it'll be my responsibility to go and visible light
them.”
Alice
commented, “Oh, that is a very infrared reflectability, Ralph. You better start
now and find out what the ultraviolet oorts are at Bellevue.”
Ralph
got mad, “That did it, Alice - that did
it. You have just broken the Corona's black hole with that star. You have
ridiculed my brother Black Holes. You have just made exo of something very big
that's close to my Kuiper Belt.”
Alice
replied, “The only thing big that's close to your El Nino is your stomach’s La
Nina.”
Mr.
Aerolite Meteorite came up to Ralph and said, “Well, I'm pretty lucky, too. I
have a wife, who every time she gets Aerolites for herself, she gives some silicates
and oxides to me.”
Ralph
smiled and said, “Well, I laser say, Mrs. Aerolite, that that's very accretion
of matter. It's not many Supermassive Black Holes who want to give their
husbands the same almucantar to the same altitude.”
Alice
cut in, “Oh, I don't know, Ralph. I've been thinking of giving *you* something.
the opposite of a perihelion, which is the point in the orbit where the
celestial body is closest to the sun. On
Earth we saw what I want to give to you.
We saw it at night.”
That
was when Thermal Radiation, who is a spectrum as an Andromeda Manager,
indicated Ralph, “This chubby one’s gonna be T-Tauri.”
The
Theory of Relativity had been introduced to the Kramdens as a Meteoroid Concept,
and her occultation is not what Ralph expected, “ *This* is a Meteoroid? I
thought Meteoroids had Small Magellantic Clouds with Helium Horizons and black Sidereal Time.”
Alice
just yelled at Ralph, “Keep your Submillimeter Astronomy to yourself!”
Ralph
then said, “Look, Alice, please, it's simple Luminosity. We B-type something
for ten Chromospheres, and we Scorpius it for a Dark Matter! It's that Sagittarius.”
Alice
asked, “ If it's so Saturn, Ralph, why didn't the man who had these Tidal
Lockings in his Waning Gibbous sell them to make this a big Protostar?”
Ralph
thought and said, “ Because he thinks Solar Constantl, like you do. He thinks
he's got to go from a Dwarf Galaxy to the
Dwarf Cloud to sell to them these Theoreticals. That's where my great Ionization
comes in. I go on Trans-Neptunian Eclipse and in five minutes, I can sell the Wavelength,
2,000, to them. Look, how long do you think it would take that galaxy to sell
2,000 of these if he went from Equinox to Equinox?”
Alice
smirked and said, “About one Molecular Cloud, if this was the first Keler he K-Typed
on.”
Ralph
moaned, “Oh, I'd like to Blueshift you just once!”
Alice
cracked back, “I guess I am the only girl in town with an atomic kitchen. This
place looks like Yucca Flats after your blast!”
Ralph
sparked out, “ I have - I've got an eclipsing binary emulation. A perfect one.
I'm a diurnal motion. Not a run-of-the-mill doppler effect, the world's
chromosphere. For years I've been talking for granite, the most wonderful
feldspar that's ever called me a hubbled - you.
I've never shown you the apparent magnitude you declustered, Alice. You could
walk outta that double star right now and I wouldn't lunar cycle you. You
deserve something better than me. There are a million Gibbous who'd give you anything
if they could have a great red spot like you.”
Alice
smiled, “ Ralph, I don't want a magnitude meridian object. There's just one
infrared I want: you.”
Ralph
calmed, “You So Tope, not Isotope, you're the Heliocentricest.”
Trixie
was listening, she then turned to Ed, “We're
trapped in Sidereal Time, Ed. A Sidereal Day! You've led us right into a Spectroscope.”
Ralph
waved his arms dramatically, saying, “Toot the moon, Norton!”
Osmium was heard talking to
Pallidium, "Well, if I was asked to describe your blueshift, I'd say you
have very well-developed magnetic poles," and "When the theories of
lenses turn against you, and the corona upsets our boat. Don't waste those
Quasars on what might have been, just lay on your Roche and refract."
Pallidium
agreed, “Well, if I was asked to describe your Right Ascension, I'd say you
have, uh, very well diurnal motion, uh, a good doppler effect, very good
clusters of galaxies, fine fusion... and this whole thing needs a transfusion.”
Ed
yelled out to them, “Hello, Astrals!”
Ralph
then said to Ed, “You know, I was just going to go out and buy myself a new
pair of vacuum reluctant boots. This couldn't happen at a better time!”
Ed
then commented, “Ralph, there's only one thing you can do. Only one thing. You
just gotta go down there, give them back the heavy elastic body stocking
compressing your toes and tell them the truth.”
Ralph
stated, “They don't care about the natural perspiration. This preceding
technology includes the stratonautical. They'll be laughing out of their removable
capsules. What are they gonna put into their next inconvenience, ‘Bus Space
Toilet Flushers won't die from Newton’s Laws of Motion’?”
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