Saturday, March 22, 2025

Dig Dog Do You Dodgers

 

            In one of the vibrations of the universe The Dog and The Photon’s verses were waverfied to The Dog studying the makeup of the ground up and the ground in college.  Grounds all around. 

            That meant The Dog had studied the gasses and guesses and guests in the various gusts of the Earth where he was spending timing in school.  The Dog spent his time, alright, and The Earth did not spend even a dime.  Nickle here, nickel there, nickels nick less everywhere.  The Dog studied and tried to remember how magma’s mama rises from the heated pressed center and combinations of hydroxidates and nitrites and various carboniferouses made, shaped, misshaped and transformed solidifying, cooling chemical substances which seep out regularly of the Earth’s sole.  Igneous, sedimentary, and coniferous slabs are said to make up where man, both kind and unkind, footed their world.  Upon graduating The Dog was informed that businesses did not want to hire any living things that understood the makeup of the world.  They wanted workers that would follow people in makeup, markup, and mass discontent, continent by continent, continually.  So, to encourage life, instead of outrage it, The Dog got a job to manage restaurants for a restaurant chain which had a racist name.  There sure was no resting in restaurants.  Although some people call them restrooms.  Since The Dog was educated, the restaurant chain’s owner did not want him exuding anything learned, so he earned the must to go from restaurant to restaurant after each few short weeks, since being short with the weak would not add to any thoughts the people that showed up at these places would gain.  Gain or Loss, that is how it is. 

            The Dog became a permanently hired restaurant manager who replaces sick managers at varieties and variations with no vacations in a variation of that very nation with all their notions of that brand’s restaurants across Indiana.

            The Photon, on the other hand and the other paw and with other pauses was profited and proffered profusely as a professor being possessed with a bunch of passes in the past from Wisconsin, and among those many other sins, who vacations in Indiana and hikes across the state.  The Photon diametrically lit up his students too much according (or is that accordioning) to his students parents.  Since those parents were the ones that paid for those students’ educations, then The Photon must listen to them.  They want their kids in darkness.  They are not Kidding.  That made The Photon to start up his personal, solo, lone walking trips through Indiana, in order to give his students, the isolations their parents felt and pelted, wealthed or not, and many nuts, in their own knots,  that those kids deserved.  They are being deserted and desserted.

            On the way down to an Indiana City which held a state prison, The Dog stopped at a state’s reserved forest preserve and walked himself along the river which held statues of what the inhabitants put up with during the last great Glacial Period.  While The Dog was there, on his way towards his first dinner management sickness shielding stop he stopped to start walking along official states’ paths.  The Photon bumped into him in a group and told them that the Wisconsin Glaciation retreated from Indiana 10,000 years ago so Indiana could not claim state representatives had heroically survived those ice sheets because Indiana was not an official state until December 11, 1816, which is not quite 10,000 years ago.

            The Dog went to Wet LaFayette.  He still hopes to be Laughed At Yet.  He did get laughed at when he burned arm on grill while he was actually cleaning it.  How can you call a facility owned grill clean when there are Dog arm carbonations, carbonatics, and other parts of the attacked attics in, on, and over, and I mean all over it.  The Dog was then Taken to the Hospital. And by  ‘Taken to the Hospital’  I mean the managers’ state wide supervisor told him to drive himself to the Hospital so the restaurant does not get into any legal trouble.  The Dog made it back to keep cooking and kooking.  The Photon beamed The Dog’s head and handled him like a puppet so the puppy could look like he is driving himself to the Intervention Care Unit, get covered with oil not from the stove, bandaged with band aides as a visual aide, wooden you not move it cast so his arm looked like it was being saved for a wonderful life, and then the hostile hospital peep holes smiled as it looked like The Dog walked back into his car and drove himself back to the restaurant from which he came.  The Photon also noted but did not stop the who spies workers from wilting The Dog’s wallet by letting money out so they could write up a deceitful receipt for half of the taken amount claiming they received for saving The Dog’s valuable life.

            As time started going on The Dog was next kept in a low priced local kennel while he worked as the Fort Wayne, Temple of Doom, or is that Tempting The Domed Restaurant as a  Manager to temporarily replace the one who had the microbes and would not be at this time allowed to run the restaurant in person, or in prison, and handle the cash register for his permanent customers consumers and costumers.  Speaking of Prisons, that local kennel was also holding a killing animal while the social and unlogical poor lice held it in a cage next to the cage The Dog was paying for.  The Photon lighted, high lighted, and delighted the village laundromat so The Dog could claim he is always clean and not just keen when he is Working as the Restaurant Manager when he is Working for that particular Restaurant Manager.

            In Terre Haute, not far from the Turkey Run State Park  the permanent manager, who was sleeping with his regular waitress while his irregular wife vacationed in a state other than Indiana, well that not at that time manager had recently hired someone whose wife steals displayed objects such as vases and shot glasses.  The Photon ribbed The Dog and told him that this was the date that the state inhibited inhabitants would honor a yearly religious date by letting people of that specifically  religion pay with prayers.  The Photon came in to light up The Dog’s life so he could work twenty four hours a day for three days straight and claim the coverage of the vases and shot glasses of the new employee’s wife who left and were never heard from again.

            Next The Dog wagged and waged his way and weight all the way towards Bloomingdale the place where you share your roomers and ask the girl next to you ‘Where are your Bloomers?’  The Dog was managing the cashless register while a new employee comes in for a used visual restaurant shirt.  The Dog took him into the non frigid food storage room in back where the cleaning supplies and shirts and ties were stored.  This New Employee was also a Nude Employee and was the Emploding of The Photon so The Dog covered him up with a reversable tie and a pleasant peasant pheasant shirt.  He now fit in with the wing ding feathers in the rest of that restaurant.

            Finally, The Dog managed to act like his was managing a restaurant in Indianapolis just in time for the 500 mile race, hoping and hopping for 500 smiles from racists. The Dog was frying some burgers on the grill and cooking three eggs in the microwave oven when a retired regular person came in for a cup of coffee.  He told The Dog that he would warn him if someone came in to talk The Dog’s employees into joining a union.  That coffee was lit up by The Photon who used that moment to make complete his Union with The Dog as they were again United and Untied and they went On and On and On across the cross of  their crass crashed Onion Field.  Who Do You See Fields?

            This unfit of unity united The Dog with the surreal world and he left artificially managing real and fake workers in restaurants.  Lefting them was right.

 



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