Saturday, November 2, 2024

You Wonder What Would Happen If You Were Me, I Don't Wander, What Wood Happen, You Are Wormy

 

               You said I am impossible.  I say I am an Apostle.  You call me freight.  I think I’m great.  You say I’m a ram bull.  I know I am grand, full.

               Frogs and toads love my son.  Birds and roaches eat what he throws out for them.

               Several people who went to and graduated from computer classes worked with the people using their business’ computers and tried to understand what they needed and talked to their bosses and connected the businesses and customers so those fellow workers who were not computer programmers wanted, needed, asked for, and could not realize.  The programs they wrote, tested, and maintained allowed things to run smoothly, although they, at times, required maintenance from and for what was in them or what changed in the business, the businesses, the environment and other environments.  What was added, taught, and maintained allowed workers to work okay.  Now it is called AI.  What is Artificial in the Intelligence that thinks we do not need full time, permanent employees who write, correct, and maintain these businesses.

               Coffee Grounds our Cotton Found.  Who states who owns the estates?

               Flies and worms are easy to find and keep happy our pets, some of our pets, not all of our pets.  Some of our pets, who have been owned by other people for over 15 years, who only fed them cooked food, will not even look at a caterpillar or tick that the same kind of animal who was picked up crossing the road because the kid that picked him up did not want the cars to run over him, that animal likes to eat the smaller creatures that that life saving kid caught for them.

 

 

My Life is sure Large:

 

This is not the Photon and the Dog: it is the Motions stuck in the Fog.

The wind starts getting swirly and then, after a week, it is stronger and stinks.  The temperatures rise, here and there.  After a month, late fall feels like summer.  That sun is shining longer and longer.  It is turning red and green.  It is swirling.  I can no longer see the moon.  And those voices around me echo more and more.  Even all the way through winter it keeps getting warmer and it definitely is not drier.  It started out foggy.  It became more and more humid.  I lost all track of time, but, I think, after a month, that this humidity is without fog.  I feel like I am swimming under water.  And I am swarming under matter.  Does it matter?  I echo myself, soundly, sightly, psychically, physically, physicsly.

 

               That’s when Fred said to me, ““You Shakespeares are all alike.  You’re the ones who try to get people to perform your own prejudices.   Like in Romeo to Benouldo.  When he talks about who he loves.  ‘And she’s the fairest I  love… Being black puts us in mind, they hide the fair…’  And when he compares her face with someone,  ‘That I shall show and I will make thee think thy swan a crow.’

               “You guys keep telling us to ‘Read o’er the volume on young Paris’ face and find delight writ there with Beauty’s Pen.’  You need to examine the marriage lineages.  ‘It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night.  A snowy dove trooping with crows as yon lady over her fellow shows.’

               “If that ain’t prejudiced I don’t know what is. Watch your words.  We are watching yours and your actions.”

               Fred got me thinking, “What about that town that was originally named Monkey Paws.   It was owned by the slave owners.   All around were those escaped, ex-called-apes, extra raped, and were forced to build and live there.  But those owners, the real owners,  they changed it to Witches Jaw, and since they were so smart that they didn’t know how to spell, they called it Wichita.  Their orders came from their town proudly called KKK. But when people were falsely claiming that there was no prejudice, they called their town KidsKeepKwiat, so those owners could claim that they still owned everything, everyone, and everywhere, as they drank out of their still.

KidsKeepKwiat is in Illinois.  Other than being Ill and creating a lot of noise when the nazis order them around, they say “Eye! Eee! Aye!”

And then that snowball guy attacked me the next morning.  Along with the metal ball bearing guy coming to my side.  I have to look up my friends’ names.  They helped me too.  With those throws hitting us, we started rolling up bigger balls of snow.  It looked like we were making snowmen.  We lined them up for a snow fort.  You kids watching us as we said we were building ourselves a snow fish bowl.  Some of us even laid down in what then looked like snow.  You and me, instead of moving like a snow angel we moved like we were swimming in a cow.  I laid there and I acted like Lance.  Or like I got Lanced.   You even told me that I will be Lanced A Lot.  Another bunch of nuts played in the snow.  Some guys that attacked us gave up and walked away. Yelling, “They are morons.”  We may have gotten wet but we didn’t get hurt.  And we became, now, more friendly with each other too.

               I told him that I have a pet worm. I said that he likes to sit on the couch in the living room.  He likes to look out the window.  He has no problem with the neighbor kids riding their bikes up my drive way, but he sure hates that mailman.  I ended up calling him Francis, that’s what I called the worm, not the mailman.  You should see him get all excited when I pick up my car keys.  He jumps all over the place.  He loves going for a ride.  He’ll stick his head out the window and slobber in the wind.  Again, that is Francis the worm, not the mailman.

               He seems to know when I am taking him to the vet’s though.  I’ll shake the keys; hold his leash, and yell, “Here Francis.  Here.”  He just cowers under the kitchen table.

               He does love a walk around the block.  He usually pulls me forward.  He marks his territory.  Lamp posts, flower pots, leaves.  And I stand patiently as he sniffs and pees.  I carry a plastic bag tied to my belt for when he does a number two.  Boy, some days my bag is over flowing.  I wonder where does he keep it all?

               Then there are the times when we run across another worm walker.  Sniff, sniff, sniff.   Nose to butt and nose to butt.  They would go all day.  Eventually I have to pull him away.  I’ve got a life too, you know.

               I’m lucky I have him.  Just the other evening, I was asleep.  I awoke to a crash.  Francis was howling in the living room.  Some guy broke through our window.  He was going to steal my TV set.  Francis had him cornered.  The police said I was lucky.  They’ve been after this guy for some time now.  The papers ran a picture of me holding Francis as the cops took the guy away in handcuffs.




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