Honeymooners in
Space
Universe 13,
Planet 46
46th Chapter of
the Stellar Bus
“Greetings Neutroneon Neons from
the certain Past that we all look up to, unless we dug down to it, in our
current with our currency curing you, into the Future. I won’t dig for you but
you better dig me. And ‘dig me’ means
you look up to me, emotionally, you are the ones that were into the ground, not
me. We are greeting you for our
fun. Our Agreement is fair. I already have this Bus Run. I already be here. And I won’t intentionally
hit you with a hammer. If you break up,
you break up on your own. I wouldn’t try
to break you open; I have enough trouble trying to wake myself up.
“I’ve seen Fern Fossils and Fish
Fossils so don’t believe that You are Unknown to Me. Slates and Rocked Coral Reefs are now suppose
to ride up. This coil rail will forklift
you to your paid for seats and sleeping walled in areas along the length of
this space bus.
“The company that I claim is happy
to pay me is the Omnibus Diverter, with a bunch of their operators, and they
sure act like we enjoy working for them, and that is again and again, if you
ask ‘When.’ They are the United Field
Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices. We keep sending spending patrons and various
materialized matters across various regions, solar and otherwise, where we call
space, it is known to you as ‘Outer Space’
as you can be out and still.
“I am your driver, Ralph
Kramden. I bolt you along to the moon
and the stars with apparent partner here, Ed Norton, who wipes dirt down if he
keeps up. He once was called a Meteor, or maybe I eated meated meat less. In case, or in your chase, you think you are served by doubles, we are
joined with my wife Alice and Odd Eddie’s wife, Trixie.
“Since you can afford, Welcome
Aboard.”
Riding up from the nucleus skin of
Neptune were various stone like creatures that looked like stone ferns and
stone foot prints and a Terror O Sausage or two.
Ed looked at a travelling
Trilobite and said to Alice, "Well, let me tell you, Alice, that if this,
uh, legs and body part things walks and really calms Ralph down, I think that
it should be presented to the Unknown Space Flight as the greatest instrument
known for some piece of our time".
Alice, to Ed on fuselage escape
walk, "Growing dead arms like this reminds me of that old poem I used to
love from my childhood: 'When he crept out into the stealthy night star, Little
did he realize the breathable air was not there'".
Ed then said, “One of these
days... One of these days... A meteor shoots his coffin up, and we get GLOW!
Right in the vacuum dust!
Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.
Alice said, “It’s always Bang,
zoom! That rapid expansion of space and the release of energy that eventually
led to the formation of particles.”
Norton then said to Alice, “It’s
You... are in a metal space.”
Alice replied, “You Sure Got The Ethenyl!”
One of the major paying Fossil
Like Beings, a Bronco Auroras, came out
of his room and said to Trixie, “In A Matter of Space Dust, I the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare,
"There are three times in a man's life when the Paramus wants to be a
stone: one, when he's transmuting his transmits; two, when he's being ionosphere
with his lights; and three, when he's in the insulation ship on The $64,000 Bus Ticket.
“Like we say in the nebulae: ‘Time
and pride wait for no human.’
In response to
Ralph being recently shot out, I know just how you feel because I went through
the same thing two or three millennia ago when they covered me up with the
limestone. I felt just like a fish out of the universe.
“I read that Norton has been fired
up from his moon. Ol' Ed Norton, reliable ol' Ed Norton, soring
17 years in the stars. And now everything's down the black hole!
“If you’re on A Matter of Life and
Death, Don't telescope me, Trixie. I'm sporular.
Like in atmosphere
or Not in atmosphere, my Official space helmet is Captain Video!
Va va va voom!
“I don't process a medium, an Oort,
a Kuiper Belt, or a string of icy bubble like space cloud objects.”
And
Trixie replied, “Like when to your Mothra
after she gave away your aesthetic of space illuminated by the moon which Ralph
was planning to go to this evening. YOU...ARE A Jupiter's
moon Io!!!!!! A Jump Junk Skunk Jupiter's moon Io!!!!!!! YOU!!! Jupiter's
moon Io!!!!!”
Which Ed heard and started to say,
“You're gotta Space Shuttle yours! Some broken ammonite fossils are passing as
they sung, ‘Lava, Lava, My Lava and You’ll All Come To
It. Tunie Broody Malam Brokey…’”
At that same time, time in space
is here, their, every worn out. The
Stego Star Bunch were being directed by Ralph.
Ralph said, “ I'm the general of this bus. And what you paid for we
goes!”
One of the stars dripping
convection the better said, "A
fight or a flight 'cause I'm goin'!”
Norton asked, “Ralph?”
Ralph did his usual answer, “What?”
Norton pointed out, “In that Mine I think they smoked.”
Ralph said, “ I don't care if Saturn burns”.
Norton reading from the map, “They don't possess a mace jar or a bottled
up France. They seem to think this is a yacht or a string of polyphonies.”
Ralph sneering, “I'm glad to hear...”
He stops suddenly, "A string
of polaris"? Where do yoee that?”
Norton pointed, “Here,
‘a string of space Pokemons".
Ralph yelled, “That's "a
string of Solorock and Lunatones"!
Ralph then said, “That's the
trouble with you, fossilized attendants. You don't know the latest elements!”
One of the Stegos replied, “I don't know what the latest dark meant??!
Who is it that lets your auroras out every other day??”
Then The Comet Shell said to
Alice, “I'll go fix your space figure. I won't be gone long, Figurine. I call
you Figurine 'cause you can’t figure me out.”
Ralph butted in “And I'm calling you The Event Horizon 'cause
you're collapsing me! A Giant Star!”
Alice told him, “Ralph, can't
remove a ring from this Saturn.”
Ralph then asked “ Isn't there any
geometric storm around here?”
Alice answered, “Yeah, we made about 300 rounds.”
Ralph cried, “Rounds or Pounds, my bathroom scales says I’m
getting those!”
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