Saturday, August 23, 2025

The Colors In Space and The Elephants Of Flight

 

Honeymooners in Space

Universe 13, Planet 45

45th Chapter of the Stellar Bus

 

 

 

            “Greetings Shellfish Lured and Selfish Lured Kone Cells.  We are greeting you at the baste and waste of the Carbo Hydrated Space Drop In Point.  I am not a Drop Out, which I like to Point Out.

            “We are here pick you up and carry you off from this sufficiently produced geologic, astronomic, and cosmetic comically significant amount of radiogenic heat. Your living place, where I would not live in space, but then I’m not a space nut.  Even though people keep calling me a nut and I am always spaced out and I have space stout.

            “We start out at the decay of your home where you long-lived isotopes, 235U, 238U, 232Th and 40K live, or something like that.  We will travel, ravel, and gravel across the sun and the moon and the stars.  We will take you to a wonderful base on color theory that has also been explored in fictional contexts.

            “Slide up, slide down, and glide enjoyably into our electromagnetic spectrums, where you can sit, sleep, or Watt Ever in our visual lied lighting areas.

            “My company claims to be the Omnibus Diverter operators, and they sure act like we enjoy working for them, or was that in a pen, whatever when.  The United Field Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices.  We keep sending spending patrons and parthenons across various regions, reasons, religions outside the known space, it is known to you as ‘Outer Space’  as you can move as you stand still.

            “I am your driver, Ralph Kramden.  I flush you along the moon and the stars while my buddy here, Ed Norton, flushes you down the toilets.  He sure is a Comet Comet Comet, Comedian Custodian.  In case, or in a case,  you imagine reality, we are joined with my wife Alice and Edweird’s wife, Trixie.

            “Welcome Aboard.”

            After Seven Boiling Point was reached, the bus ship proudly boasted  -452 °F as various Liquid Helium on the road to  the riding stairs moving  the passenger into their seats along with private substances which to Trixie is out of this or any world. Some of the boarding passengers are cooled down satellite instruments and one was called Mr. Mri Scanner.

            Ed Norton said to Trixie,  “I counted 137 objects. We made just one sale.”

            Trixie Norton replied, “Out of all those elements, you only counted one Iron?”

            Ed then said,  “One Iron. Two Irons.   Three Irons. Where’s my Iron Knee supposed to stop?”

            Trixie asked,  “Ed, that's a very discouraging flight if your Gold lasts longer than you, a Ferrous Customer is really a Ferocious Costumer. You are, to them, a Disgustomer.  Maybe after talking to all those pebbles, you were finally hit by the bright meteor grouch. Can you remember what you said to the customer who you counted as Iron?”

            Ed Norton,  “Sure I can remember. I said, ‘Comet, you just gotta buy this Iron a ticket from me."

            Trixie,  “Oh, your Gold was an Iron in that Cluster.  And was that your sale or your sail?”

           

            Ed went on and on, “Not a Cluster, my celestial objection. Space Time Distortion is your Comet. And the outlook ain't very bright because the day after tomorrow, we run out of Arceus.”

            Alice said to Ralph, “Elements are vacationing to Heat and Cold.  Some are Business Ions on warp trips.”

            Then Gallium, who calls himself ‘The most interesting element on the periodic table’  Is overshadowed by various Metals with remarkable properties: a melting point below cosmic temperatures, water-like visiobilities, low- atomic cities, reactive relativity, and effectively zero vapor pressure (space vacuums do not evaporate).

            Trixie then pointed out to Ed,  “Oh, you stole some Iron from my mother.”

            Ed Norton complained, “Not your mother, my Mothra. Spacial  Spatial Special sorrows of that Mothra sure looks bright to me. Bright enough making it a Day after Day on and on again and even after tomorrow.  But after tomorrow that is still the Day Light.”

            They took off now with those paid Elements vacationing to Heat and Cold. Along with  some business partners on work trips.  And a Sun working his lights out.

            Ralph was asked by Gallium why he was arguing with the most interesting element on the periodic table. Ralph looked at  Metal with her remarkable properties.  Ralph sung,  “A melting point below body temperature.  Her water-like viscosity.   Low-toxicity, Reactivity, and zero vapor Effectively.  Boy pressure sure does not evaporate.”

            Alice told Ed, “Most of these enormous amounts of heat came from vacationing energy contracted by the Radio Activity.  Look at those three lounging elements, Mr. Uranium, Mr. Thorium and Miss Potassium.  Their company is Heat-Producing Elements.  HPE for short.”

            Ed said, “Don’t tell Trixie.  I don’t want her to call my Element ‘Short.’  I sure will Miss Potassium.”

            Ed then went on, “ After what Elements I see, I find it should  be impossible to work one more day  in this solar sewer.”

            Alice asked,  “What does this bus tell you?”

            Ed answered,  “We're fired.”

            They flew on where ever they were going.   Wavelengths are lights that human bases will not receive.  Some visited Infrared and a popular Ultraviolet. These are part of the broader and many other forms of Radiation. Additionally, some colors within the visible spectrum are considered "impossible" for Bus Drivers to allow on board due to how the drivers’ eyes and brains that cannot process  information.

            For Ralph,  Some colors, like Stygian Blue, are considered "impossible."

            Flying along with those Sedimentary Particles, they came with co-workers and neighbors, parts of various animals’ different types of cone cells.  Look  into  eyes.  Allow life to perceive colors.  Life, of one port or another, are beyond the human visible spectrum. Forward traveling biological cells in insects can see ultraviolet light.

            Ed whispered to Alice, “I haven't told Trixie yet. I ain't got the Universe.  You two comets are close together in this sky or that sky or along any  distinct fails.  Hey, uh, Alice, uh, you and Trixie been friends for a long time. Suppose you go up and break the news of Metallic Passengers to her.”

            Alice told him,  “Oh no, Ed. That's a man's job.”

            Ed ran away and said,  “You're right, Alice. I'll get Ralph to do it.”

  



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