Honeymooners in
Space
Universe 13,
Planet 45
45th Chapter of
the Stellar Bus
“Greetings Shellfish Lured and Selfish
Lured Kone Cells. We are greeting you at
the baste and waste of the Carbo Hydrated Space Drop In Point. I am not a Drop Out, which I like to Point
Out.
“We are here pick you up and carry
you off from this sufficiently produced geologic, astronomic, and cosmetic
comically significant amount of radiogenic heat. Your living place, where I
would not live in space, but then I’m not a space nut. Even though people keep calling me a nut and
I am always spaced out and I have space stout.
“We start out at the decay of your
home where you long-lived isotopes, 235U, 238U, 232Th and 40K live, or
something like that. We will travel,
ravel, and gravel across the sun and the moon and the stars. We will take you to a wonderful base on color
theory that has also been explored in fictional contexts.
“Slide up, slide down, and glide
enjoyably into our electromagnetic spectrums, where you can sit, sleep, or Watt
Ever in our visual lied lighting areas.
“My company claims to be the Omnibus
Diverter operators, and they sure act like we enjoy working for them, or was
that in a pen, whatever when. The United
Field Hyperbolics fleet of mass transportational devices. We keep sending spending patrons and parthenons
across various regions, reasons, religions outside the known space, it is known
to you as ‘Outer Space’ as you can move
as you stand still.
“I am your driver, Ralph
Kramden. I flush you along the moon and
the stars while my buddy here, Ed Norton, flushes you down the toilets. He sure is a Comet Comet Comet, Comedian
Custodian. In case, or in a case, you imagine reality, we are joined with my
wife Alice and Edweird’s wife, Trixie.
“Welcome Aboard.”
After Seven Boiling Point was reached,
the bus ship proudly boasted -452 °F as
various Liquid Helium on the road to the
riding stairs moving the passenger into
their seats along with private substances which to Trixie is out of this or any
world. Some of the boarding passengers are cooled down satellite instruments
and one was called Mr. Mri Scanner.
Ed Norton said to Trixie, “I counted 137 objects. We made just one
sale.”
Trixie Norton replied, “Out of all
those elements, you only counted one Iron?”
Ed then said, “One Iron. Two Irons. Three Irons. Where’s my Iron Knee supposed
to stop?”
Trixie asked, “Ed, that's a very discouraging flight if
your Gold lasts longer than you, a Ferrous Customer is really a Ferocious
Costumer. You are, to them, a Disgustomer.
Maybe after talking to all those pebbles, you were finally hit by the bright
meteor grouch. Can you remember what you said to the customer who you counted
as Iron?”
Ed Norton, “Sure I can remember. I said, ‘Comet, you just
gotta buy this Iron a ticket from me."
Trixie, “Oh, your Gold was an Iron in that Cluster. And was that your sale or your sail?”
Ed went on and on, “Not a Cluster, my
celestial objection. Space Time Distortion is your Comet. And the outlook ain't
very bright because the day after tomorrow, we run out of Arceus.”
Alice said to Ralph, “Elements are vacationing
to Heat and Cold. Some are Business Ions
on warp trips.”
Then Gallium, who calls himself ‘The
most interesting element on the periodic table’ Is overshadowed by various Metals with
remarkable properties: a melting point below cosmic temperatures, water-like
visiobilities, low- atomic cities, reactive relativity, and effectively zero
vapor pressure (space vacuums do not evaporate).
Trixie then pointed out to Ed, “Oh, you stole some Iron from my mother.”
Ed Norton complained, “Not your
mother, my Mothra. Spacial Spatial
Special sorrows of that Mothra sure looks bright to me. Bright enough making it
a Day after Day on and on again and even after tomorrow. But after tomorrow that is still the Day
Light.”
They took off now with those paid
Elements vacationing to Heat and Cold. Along with some business partners on work trips. And a Sun working his lights out.
Ralph was asked by Gallium why he
was arguing with the most interesting element on the periodic table. Ralph
looked at Metal with her remarkable
properties. Ralph sung, “A melting point below body temperature. Her water-like viscosity. Low-toxicity,
Reactivity, and zero vapor Effectively.
Boy pressure sure does not evaporate.”
Alice told Ed, “Most of these
enormous amounts of heat came from vacationing energy contracted by the Radio Activity. Look at those three lounging elements, Mr. Uranium,
Mr. Thorium and Miss Potassium. Their
company is Heat-Producing Elements. HPE
for short.”
Ed said, “Don’t tell Trixie. I don’t want her to call my Element ‘Short.’ I sure will Miss Potassium.”
Ed then went on, “ After what
Elements I see, I find it should be
impossible to work one more day in this
solar sewer.”
Alice asked, “What does this bus tell you?”
Ed answered, “We're fired.”
They flew on where ever they were
going. Wavelengths are lights that
human bases will not receive. Some
visited Infrared and a popular Ultraviolet. These are part of the broader and
many other forms of Radiation. Additionally, some colors within the visible
spectrum are considered "impossible" for Bus Drivers to allow on
board due to how the drivers’ eyes and brains that cannot process information.
For Ralph, Some colors, like Stygian Blue, are
considered "impossible."
Flying along with those Sedimentary
Particles, they came with co-workers and neighbors, parts of various animals’
different types of cone cells. Look into
eyes. Allow life to perceive
colors. Life, of one port or another,
are beyond the human visible spectrum. Forward traveling biological cells in
insects can see ultraviolet light.
Ed whispered to Alice, “I haven't
told Trixie yet. I ain't got the Universe.
You two comets are close together in this sky or that sky or along any distinct fails. Hey, uh, Alice, uh, you and Trixie been
friends for a long time. Suppose you go up and break the news of Metallic
Passengers to her.”
Alice told him, “Oh no, Ed. That's a man's job.”
Ed ran away and said, “You're right, Alice. I'll get Ralph to do it.”
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